20 Hilarious Office Work Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I’m worried about volunteering to help my uncle at work tomorrow at the coroner’s office

It’s a pretty big undertaking

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📅︎ Nov 29 2020

My wife is returning to the office and thus has to go back to wearing work outfits. One of her complaints was that wearing a bra was such a drag...

I’ve always found them to be very uplifting.

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👤︎ u/rscott1691

📅︎ Jul 28 2020

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I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day." As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her.

As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Aug 04 2019

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Found this gem when sitting in a vacant cube in an office I travelled to this morning to work remotely.

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👤︎ u/stahrcrash

📅︎ Sep 25 2019

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Wife (we both live in the US): I have to make sure my work phone is on do not disturb mode before bed so I don’t get email notifications from co-workers in our office in Europe.

Me: Sure, because when they send email, they don’t care if you’re up.

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👤︎ u/NotMetheThree

📅︎ Jul 30 2020

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There’s this really out of touch old janitor that works at my office building.

At least he’s an ok broomer.

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👤︎ u/CobaltD70

📅︎ Feb 03 2020

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I was at work when i passed by the interviewer's office and saw a small bear walk out depressed, I went in and asked "Whats his deal?"

They said he wasn't Koalafied

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👤︎ u/Waterburst789

📅︎ Apr 23 2020

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Seen on my first day work ing at the post office.

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👤︎ u/Robots_Killed_Me

📅︎ Nov 13 2018

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My girlfriend tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn’t letter. They said only mails work here.

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👤︎ u/HemperorSean

📅︎ May 12 2019

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What do you call a Holy woman that works in your office?

Nun of your business

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👤︎ u/gooncraw

📅︎ Feb 01 2019

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Do you know why Apple employees work in closed offices?

Cause they don’t have Windows.

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👤︎ u/reddit22tt

📅︎ Apr 12 2019

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If you work in a country’s customs office, does that make you a customer?

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👤︎ u/kirbykirby56

📅︎ Aug 25 2018

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I used to have a friend who worked in the tax office, but he only ever talked about work.

It was taxing.

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👤︎ u/JinTaisa

📅︎ Apr 14 2019

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I know some people who work an office job with spiders.

All they do is surf the web.

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👤︎ u/Cappie-Floorson

📅︎ Dec 27 2018

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I have to work late in the office this Halloween, but at least my costume is taken care of

Because I'm a working stiff

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👤︎ u/whatswiththosesirens

📅︎ Oct 31 2018

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Just got promoted and moved to a single person office at work.

“Offices are for squares” -friend

“That’s weird. Mine is one square. Four walls though” - me

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👤︎ u/Mawbster

📅︎ Sep 13 2018

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I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day." As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her.

As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Mar 24 2020

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I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day." As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her.

As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?!"

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👤︎ u/bot_10

📅︎ Oct 15 2019

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What’s the opposite of office work?

On fire work.

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👤︎ u/PuhLeazeOfficer

📅︎ Feb 11 2019

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What do you call a cop who works in an office?

An office sir

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👤︎ u/keejus

📅︎ Nov 21 2017

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