A list of puns related to "Of The Farm"
He replied βIβm a big metal fan!β
He was a danger to himself and udders.
The escapegoat.
It's a mootual fund.
Yep. It's our bison-tennial.
An udder disaster.
Iβm the new CIEIO
He's an anti-depress ant.
A magician should do the trick.
Since then, the steaks have never been higher.
But she couldn't put it pasture.
Needless to say, Iβm not a big fan.
The celery was unacceptable.
I'm now the C-I-E-I-O
I guess you could say it's too fowl for you?
It was legendairy.
Heard of cows, of course I heard of cows. I just pointed out a flock of them.
Itβs utterly amoosing... sorry for MILKING it.
The dairy air.
Because his wife didn't want two brown chicken brown cow.
A poultry-geist.
Courtesy of my father while eating rotisserie chicken.
Orwell.
They didn't like the crop.
It was a bloodless coop.
He was a cow-rear criminal.
Me: What did they have at the farm?
Son: Pumpkins and gourds.
Me: Did you get to pick one out to take home?
Son: I got a gourd because it looked cool. /shows us multi colored, striped gourd
Me: Gourd for you!
Son: /slightly confused... Yes, I got this gourd.
Me: So... would you say you had a ... gourd time?
Wife: /groans
Son: Ya, I had a gourd time.
Wife: /groans again.
Wife: Really?!
Me: He gets these jokes now. He's all... gourd up now.
Wife: STOP!
Son: Oh, gourd!
He was a danger to himself and udders.
Iβm the CIEIO
He was considered to be a danger to himself and udders.
He was a danger to himself and udders.
He was a danger to himself and udders.
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