Nut Allergy Puns

A list of puns related to "Nut Allergy"

What did the nut say when his allergies started?

Sneezing CASHEW!!

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👤︎ u/bearnakedgamer
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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A person who studies how nut allergies effect the human body

Are they known as a Nutty Professor?

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👤︎ u/Deadly_R
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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What does a nut allergy sound like?

CASH-EWW!

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👤︎ u/chuckyocouch_
📅︎ May 22 2019
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Why are some women lesbian?

Because they have a nut allergy (this is entirely a joke).

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👤︎ u/Jagerisgood11
📅︎ Mar 08 2021
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A really bad cold has been making its way around my office. The latest victim just started coughing today.

Him: "Nah, I'm not getting sick. It's all in the head. Like allergies. I used to be allergic to pistachios, but now I'm not!" starts eating some pistachios

Me: "Did you really used to be allergic to them?"

Him: "No, of course not. That would be nuts!"

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👤︎ u/01hair
📅︎ Apr 25 2017
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