A list of puns related to "Food allergy"
Mom: And maya had some...
Me: weird gluten free crackers?
Mom: is she gluten free?
Me: no, I think she's nuts.
Dad: it's not nice to call people nuts. Call them crazy!
OK, I'm, the dad, but we were near the San Diego mission and looking for a restaurant. Now, that's a problem since I have some food allergies. After checking about 8 restaurants, the inlaws were starting to get a little bit concerned. I said, "Nope. We'll find one." They said, "What makes you think so?" "I'm a man on a Mission."
When the family is at a restaurant and the waiter/waitress comes up to us, introduces themselves, and then asks:
"Now before I take your orders, does anyone at the table have any food allergies?"
My Dad goes: "Just Cats!"
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