4 Hilarious Macadamia Nut Puns

Two Irishmen rob a grocery store of a pallet of exotic macadamia nuts to sell on the black market. They begin to argue about where to take the pallet when the passenger says "You're driving me nuts!" The driver replies..

YOUR NUTS?!?!?

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👤︎ u/valonnyc

📅︎ Jan 24 2020

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Macadamia nuts are the most highly educated of the of all nuts

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👤︎ u/buttengine

📅︎ Jan 11 2019

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What's the Hawaiian squirrel's favorite anime?

My Hero Macadamia (Nut) [Full disclosure that's my son's joke]

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👤︎ u/SilphLurker

📅︎ Sep 08 2019

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Crazy people.

I was talking with my mother about a crazy woman she worked for while she was an undergrad, and we got on the subject of how a lot of people in the academic world have strange personalities. She said something about how academia is different than other parts of life when I paused for a second and said "Well, mom, there are a lot of nuts in macadamia."

^(I know it doesn't make sense if you think about it, just turn off your brains for a minute please.)

Not a dad yet, but I aspire to walk among the best.

^^^EDIT: ^^^Formatting.

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👤︎ u/Skylarity

📅︎ May 04 2014

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