Macadamia Puns

A list of puns related to "Macadamia"

I work in retail and today a mom asked about “My Hero Macadamia”

It was nuts!

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👤︎ u/Philonic
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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Two Irishmen rob a grocery store of a pallet of exotic macadamia nuts to sell on the black market. They begin to argue about where to take the pallet when the passenger says "You're driving me nuts!" The driver replies..

YOUR NUTS?!?!?

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👤︎ u/valonnyc
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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Macadamia nuts are the most highly educated of the of all nuts
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👤︎ u/buttengine
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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When I asked my dad if he thought it was a good idea to switch my diet to one consisting mainly of almonds, cashews and macadamias...

He just shrugged and said, it’s ok, go nuts

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👤︎ u/Kiwicanary
📅︎ Oct 29 2018
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What's the Hawaiian squirrel's favorite anime?

My Hero Macadamia (Nut) [Full disclosure that's my son's joke]

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👤︎ u/SilphLurker
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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Whole Foods is using anime to promote healthy snacks for kids.

Their first product is 'My Hero Macadamia.'

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👤︎ u/Rossum81
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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Why is Ben Affleck’s best friend nuts?

Because he’s Macadamia(n)

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👤︎ u/BeardedBinder
📅︎ Aug 22 2019
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Which career does a nutty professor choose?

Macadamia!

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👤︎ u/aitchnyu
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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[Pun Request] Puns about Mae/Des

Hey guys, this might sound too cheesy and I'm not sure if I'm posting on the right subreddit.

Every Saturday I give my SO a printed typography paper that I personally design with a pun of her name on it (her name is Des, I call her Mae so either is good).

Here's a sample of what I do.

Problem is, I can make the designs, but I'm running out of puns. Here's a list of what I've already done:

Des puns:

  • Hardest

  • Wordes (Words)

  • Widest

  • Uncondesionally (Unconditionally)

  • DrivES

  • Dessert

  • Fades

  • Des (This)

  • Holidess (Happy Holidays!)

  • Desperate

  • Desision (Decision)

  • Decades

  • Desert

  • Destination

  • Dress (DrESs)

  • Despresso (Espresso)

Mae puns:

  • Maend (I hope you don't maend(mind)
  • Maecadamia (Macadamia)
  • Maengo (Mango)
  • Maecaroni (Macaroni)
  • Maeple (Maple)
  • Lifetimae (Lifetime)
  • Imaegine (Imagine)
  • Chamaeleon (Chameleon)
  • Caramael (Caramel)
  • Achievemaent (Achievement)
  • Gmaes (Games)
  • Maek (Make)
  • Drmae (Dream)
  • Dramey (Dreamy)
  • Maesure (Measure)
  • Blmae (Blame)
  • Maet (Mate)
  • Climaet (Climate)
  • Ultimaet (Ultimate)
  • Maebe (Maybe)
  • Mae (My one and only)
  • Mae (Whatever May Happen)
  • Maen (You mean everything to me)
  • Maent (We're meant to be)
  • Amaezing (Amazing)
  • Maeutiful (Beautiful... I know)
  • Maechiatto (Macchiato)

I'd really appreciate some help if you guys have any puns reserved. Anything will do, really.

Thanks!

EDIT: Formatting

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👤︎ u/roastedtuna
📅︎ Sep 28 2016
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Crazy people.

I was talking with my mother about a crazy woman she worked for while she was an undergrad, and we got on the subject of how a lot of people in the academic world have strange personalities. She said something about how academia is different than other parts of life when I paused for a second and said "Well, mom, there are a lot of nuts in macadamia."

^(I know it doesn't make sense if you think about it, just turn off your brains for a minute please.)

Not a dad yet, but I aspire to walk among the best.

^^^EDIT: ^^^Formatting.

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👤︎ u/Skylarity
📅︎ May 04 2014
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