Nuisances Puns

A list of puns related to "Nuisances"

A judge is hearing a case. 'The people V. United Parcel Service' and determines that the trucks area nuisance and a danger to the town. He decides to ban all their trucks from the town and calls his ruling:

'UPS Truck Shun of Justice'

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👤︎ u/UnexampledSalt
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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The difference between nuisance and nuance is...
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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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My dad told me that when I turned 18 I suddenly became a huge nuisance

Before that I was only a minor pain

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👤︎ u/dewhashish
📅︎ Apr 19 2015
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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk

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👤︎ u/krazikrazi64
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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A snail turned up at my birthday party

He started to become a nuisance and was aggravating my other guests so I decided to pick him up and throw him out.

He then showed up at my next birthday party and said "what did you do that for?!".

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👤︎ u/Cleatus029
📅︎ Nov 21 2017
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