Christmas Shirt Dadjoke

Every year my dad wears this shirt sometime around Christmas.

http://imgur.com/NrTV1ny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sillyhobbits
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2013
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So I was playing in the pool with my sister when she hit me with this...

http://imgur.com/5lNfiNr

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2015
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The 10 year long dad joke.

When i was growing up my dad would always tell this one joke.

"Once upon time there was a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato, and a baby tomato. One day the tomato family went for a walk, however the baby tomato started to fall behind. The daddy tomato got angry and went back to baby tomato stomped on him and said ketch-up"

He told this joke at least once a month for ten years. When I was sixteen he showed me Pulp Fiction. I nearly killed him at this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrGeOHpEGk0

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2015
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