Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Novae"
Carlos
No Va
Kielbasa nova
He swore to tell the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth!
To have a Maritime.
It's probably why they didn't sell many in Latin America.
The intro ended with a question: How did the Nabataeans build this city of stone?
From the back of the room I hear my dad say: “clearly they built it on rock and roll”
sigh
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay Of Fundy, Nova Scotia, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties.
“We know it's late, sir, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the Mounties.
"Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband shouted.
The Mounties looked at each other. One said,
"We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said "Give me the bad news first."
The second Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay." "Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 6 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 12 good-size lobsters clinging to her."
Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news???"
The Mountie answered, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
The show had a section about pi. My wife said something about it didn't make sense.
I responded, "It is not supposed to be rational."
Nova-cain
Dad responds "Hispanic!"
Carlos
Carlos.
Carlos
Carlos.
Nova-cain
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