Noires Puns

A list of puns related to "Noires"

You can have your Pinot noirs, Pinot Grigios and Blancos. At my age I prefer a wine made from an anti-diuretic grape that reduces the number of trips I have to make to the can at night…

It’s called Pino More!

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👤︎ u/okiedokie2468
📅︎ Sep 08 2022
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A man tried out for the lead of a noir detective film, and said he doesn't smoke

His detective impersonation was so close, but no cigar

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👤︎ u/M4n0fF6wW0rd5
📅︎ May 27 2022
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What does an old person turn into when bitten by Dracula?

A Grampire.

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👤︎ u/Family_Whale
📅︎ Sep 20 2022
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Film pitch: Woman kills student loan processor, but make it comedy noir...

Gal-owes humor

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👤︎ u/Drnelk
📅︎ Nov 24 2021
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For my birthday my kids gave me black protein powder that’s made in France..

There’s noir whey I’m drinking it.

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👤︎ u/ilikesidehugs
📅︎ Aug 03 2022
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I accidently sprayed deodorant in my mouth

Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent

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👤︎ u/muhhhf
📅︎ Dec 16 2021
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What does a pirate do for dinner when they're given a very nice bottle of pinot noir?

Pair it.

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👤︎ u/mrthatsthat
📅︎ Nov 19 2018
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Two peanuts were walking down the street

One was assaulted

  • NPC in L.A. Noire
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👤︎ u/the_woolsey_mammoth
📅︎ Jan 26 2022
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Church Shirt

My dad always says this one when he sees someone wearing a knitted sweater or a shirt like this . Dad: "Is That your church shirt?" Stranger/anybody : uhhhhh... no? Dad: "Well its holy!" always followed by a chuckle

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👤︎ u/antperspirant
📅︎ Sep 20 2013
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