Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
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Did you hear about the mathematician that hated negative numbers?
Heβd stop at nothing to stay away from them
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︎ Jul 02 2020
John Travolta tested negative for coronavirus last night
Turns out it was just saturday night fever
(Taking advantage of a very narrow humour window!)
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2019: stay away from negative people
2020:stay away from positive people
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︎ Apr 06 2020
I told my psychiatrist that I was always negative
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︎ May 09 2020
The US Government is so broke theyβre going to start minting coins with negative value.
I suspect theyβll use antimony.
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︎ May 08 2020
What did the oil say when it crashed it's price into negative value?
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︎ Apr 20 2020
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag.
Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
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︎ Jan 07 2020
What do you call a negative can of soup?
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︎ Feb 07 2020
The teacher asked if anyone knew the square root of negative one...
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︎ Jan 08 2020
If your fear is a negative one
Then the root of your fear is imaginary
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︎ Feb 19 2020
So you think two positives don't make a negative?
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︎ Feb 16 2020
Instead of a swear jar I have a pessimism jar, every time I have a negative thought I put a coin in.
Itβs currently half empty
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︎ Dec 01 2019
Being positive is always greater than being negative.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
Why are Egyptians always so negative
Because theyβre always in de nile
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︎ Aug 23 2019
I've developed a fear of negative numbers.
I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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︎ Apr 18 2019
My Russian friend was telling me how he thinks people have a negative view of his Country.
I just thought βOh, Crimea riverβ.
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︎ Sep 24 2019
What do you call a negative fog?
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︎ Jul 14 2019
Ive found that there are negatives and positives to getting your wisdom teeth removed
Unfortunately I canβt eat much of anything for about a week but the good thing is Iβve lost about 8 pounds since the surgery! Who knew they weighed so much
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︎ Aug 13 2019
Who called it a negative and not a oppositive
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︎ Aug 12 2019
You wanna know my opinion on negative pressure?
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︎ Apr 12 2019
To the guy who invented negative numbers...
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︎ Jul 02 2019
MRW people tell me Iβm too negative
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︎ Mar 03 2019
Why was the therapist mad at the negative parabola?
Because it didnβt open up.
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︎ May 15 2019
My wife said βYou canβt change the square-root of a negative.β
She said I couldnβt..... but i can.
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︎ Apr 03 2019
I don't see why people are so negative about birds
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︎ Jan 26 2019
Did you hear about the mathematician's son who hated negative numbers?
He stopped at nothing to avoid them.
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︎ Nov 01 2018
After reading the negative effects of drinking and smoking..
Iβve decided to quit reading.
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︎ Jan 23 2019
I'm not usually one to say negative things but...
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︎ Mar 09 2019
Youβre so negative that I bet your blood type is βbe negativeβ
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︎ Oct 28 2017
What do vampires call someone with O-negative blood?
What do vampires call someone with O-negative blood?
Answer: A universal dinner.
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︎ Nov 29 2018
This sub has had a bit of negative energy lately, so here's a positive post :)
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︎ Feb 14 2017
My horse is always so negative.
I ask him a question and he always answers "neigh."
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︎ Apr 28 2018
Thanos made it to the front page with 2 words. Prequelmemes made it with 1. StarTrekGifs made it with 0 words. Can we make it with negative?
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︎ Aug 30 2018
All X-ray results are negative.
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︎ Aug 17 2018
I get tired of these negative stereotypes
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︎ Oct 03 2014
In grammar you shouldnβt do double negatives.
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︎ Feb 24 2018
What do you an Italian soup container full of negatives?
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︎ Dec 24 2017
I think I saw a sign today that said "Be negative"
but I'm not too positive about that.
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︎ Apr 14 2018
What do you call the act of combining two negative things?
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︎ May 08 2018
What is the most annoying and negative type of candy?
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︎ Mar 06 2018
I really hate negative numbers.
I will stop at nothing to avoid them.
(Cross post with r/jokes)
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︎ Apr 10 2017
There's Negative Nancy... Debbie Downer... Chatty Cathy... but where did Peeping Tom come from?
In the bushes, outside the window.
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︎ Sep 27 2017
Horses are so negative...
they're real neigh-sayers!
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︎ Jun 01 2015
I'm glad that exercise you do when you can't do regular pull-ups is called a negative pull-up.
Otherwise, it'd be a letdown.
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︎ Jan 31 2017
Did you hear about the mathematician whoβs afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers ?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
Heβll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Did you hear about the professor afraid of negative numbers?
He stops at nothing to avoid them
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︎ Oct 22 2019
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative number?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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︎ Aug 19 2019
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag, but all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
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︎ Aug 18 2019
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?
Heβll stop at nothing to avoid them
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︎ Jul 28 2019
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag.
Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
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︎ Jul 01 2019
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
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︎ Jan 27 2019
Did you hear about the math teacher that was afraid of negative numbers?
He would stop at nothing to avoid them.
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︎ Aug 22 2018
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag.
Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
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︎ Jan 30 2019
I've developed a phobia of negative numbers
I'll stop at nothing to avoid them
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︎ Apr 17 2019
Negative numbers
I absolutely hate negative numbers. I hate them so much. I will stop at nothing to avoid them
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︎ Feb 25 2019
I hate negative numbers and will stop at nothing to avoid them..
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︎ Dec 07 2014
My wife is so negative, I remembered the car seat, the stroller and the diapar bag and yet all she talks about is how I forgot the baby
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︎ Jul 23 2018
If youβre afraid of negative numbers
Stop at nothing to avoid them
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︎ Dec 05 2018
My son hates negative numbers.
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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︎ Sep 08 2017
My wife is so negative.
I remembered the stroller, the car seat and the diaper bag yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
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︎ Jun 13 2018
I'm terrified of negative numbers
I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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︎ Jan 15 2015
Did you hear about the accountant who hated negative numbers?
...he would stop at nothing to avoid them.
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