Necromancers Puns

Crypt-toe currency.

They always know how to raise someone's spirit.

Because they do so much deadlifting

Dead-lifts.

Cause they do so much deadlifting.

Unless of course they're buried in the same cemetery.

I guess that's how they stay fit though.

All those dead lifts.

them giving away things is usually a dead giveaway.

"Abracadaver!"

I mean, can't a guy raise a family in peace?

Can’t a guy just raise a family in peace?

They can work with a skeleton crew

It's the Knight owls Vs the Mourning people.

Because two Wongs can't make a wight

Deadlifts.

They’re always raising people’s spirits.

Raisin the dead.

Needless to say that no body came

He misplaced his sacrificial bones with his HUMERUS ones!!!

A nexpert

Yes, you've caught me I'm not actually a dad but rather a 16 year old female. This is a mess of a story so please bear with me:)

The other day I went downstairs to take my nighttime meds. When I got to the dining room, I saw my dad sitting at the island and he just looked so... sad. I've NEVER seen him like that before but he just seemed so lost and it broke me to see him like that.

My dad always puts on the tough guy act for whatever reason. I doubt he wanted anyone to see him like that so I pretended not to notice. So, I walked over and started chatting with him. We talked about school and video games for a bit until the conversation went a bit dead. However, I had the lovely idea of telling him some dad jokes because those always cheer me up:)

Here are a few of the jokes I told (yes, I did steal them from here haha):

What did the lawyer wear to court?

A lawsuit

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What do you call a romantic vampire?

A necromancer

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Why didn't 4 ask out 5?

Because he was 2²

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I told more but I don't remember them off the top of my head.

Those jokes did spark conversation and it made me realize how much I missed having chats with my dad.

After about an hour and a half, I unfortunately had to go to bed as I had school in the morning.

However, since then my dad and I have been regularly having chats:)

A necromancer

Because it's past tents

I wondered why zombies, ghouls, and vampires are so closely associated. After all, why would decaying shambling corpses be associated with the suave Dracula-esque? then it hit me:

Most vampires are necromancers, but not all necromancers are vampires.

Because he is a necromancer

Hello !

My friends and I are dressing up as Skellies for a con. We will be carrying signs that will have silly phrases.

We could use more ideas! Any skeleton puns we could use that you love?

Signs will include things like: "minion seeks necromancer, PST" "Have you seen our boss mob?"

ECT!

Looking forward to hearing your ideas! Thanks all!

A necromancer.

Because they do all that deadlifting

Can't a guy just raise a family in peace?