Back when I lived in New York, I had a friend named Justin, who worked as an NBA clock operator.

We called him Justin, the Knick of time.

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Neighbor lady drops this.

As my family and the neighbors are all watching the NBA finals, my mom asks why Miami is doing badly, suddenly one of our neighbors, a small quiet Filipina, quickly ceases the her golden opportunity with this:

"Well it looks like they're losing their heat"

The groans were strong in our living room.

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