What do you call a well endowed Nazi who isn't German?
A Hung-arian
What do you call a German WWII vet that still keeps a few Nazi ideologies?
A veterinarian.
My grandpa took down 8 German planes, killing over 50 Nazi soldiers.
He was know as “The worst aero mechanic ever employed at Messerschmitt.”
I submitted 10 puns in a pun contest. Guess how many got selected?
No pun in ten did.
I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..
it's Hans free now..
I often worry about German sausages
Basically I fear the wurst.
Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)
How did young Hitler tie his shoes?
activates shitty German accent
Veeth leettle Nazis
I heard that it was very foggy during the last battle of WWII
The Germans could nazi each other
How many germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One! Because Germans do not have humor.
At what time of day do Germans disagree?
Nein! (for this to be effective, say this quite loudly in a German accent.)
My dad loves this one, he always laughs the loudest at his own joke.
Just happened: Asked my dad “what’s the worst joke you’ve seen?”
He responded “I don’t know, I can Nazi German wieners.”
I chuckled because of the first pun and then stood in awe realizing he was making fun of my question.
