What used to be a nazi dictator ship other than germany?
Why don't compasses work in Germany?
Because all the Poles are in the East!
How many germs are there in Germany ?
What do u call the most annoying child in Germany?
The people of Germany were sure that Hitler would be a heroic leader in 1933.
They were wrong, as he didn't have the balls they were expecting.
A pigeon landed on the pitch in the Portugal Vs Germany game
It was a good thing they didn't pass to the pigeon.
Otherwise it would have been fowl play.
TIL During WW2, The Allies targeted the ball bearing factory in Germany where the Nazis made all of the bearings for the war.
They were trying to get the Nazi war machine to grind to a halt
Why arent there any cats in germany?
I hate sausages made in Germany.
They're just the Wurst...
How do you get around efficiently in Nazi Germany?
A cannibal in Northern Germany is arrested while grilling beef patties.
He is accused of eating both hamburgers and Hamburgers.
What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany?
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
My friend in Germany says that there has been panic buying of sausages and cheese . . .
It's the Wurst Käse scenario
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Six is not afraid of Seven in Germany.
Did you know in Germany the Tom Cruise movie ‘The Firm’ is the sequel to Die Hard?
In Germany, is it appropriate to refer to it as 21:00
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
I’m not a big fan of the tea in Germany
Over there it’s “Der Tee”
People in Germany were hoarding sausage and cheese due to the pandemic,
It was the wurst käse scenario.
What kind of lunches do they take to school in Germany?
How do you know if a product is made in Germany?
In Germany this weekend they have been preparing for the crisis by stocking up on sausages and cheese.
It's the Wurst Käse scenario.
Sad news today in Germany. The inventor of the lozenge has died.
They service will be held on Monday. They'll be no coffin.
Why was Nazi-ism so infectious in the middle of Europe?
I found a "table tennis" shirt in germany
It has been revealed that Germany has the lowest rate of Coronavirus in the world
It's because they wash their Hans
There used to be a game in Germany called nine.
It didn’t last long because no one ever agreed to play it.
What do you call a crocodile who fought against Germany in world war II?
What’s the most common snake in Germany?
In Germany there is this one convinience store where they have their own mouse mascot.
They call him Stuart Lidl.
How did hitler tie his shoes?
The result of Germany vs South Korea in World Cup
How do you make holy water in Germany?
You boil the heil out of it!
A few Americans got sick after they couldn’t hold their liquor in Germany...
One in the group could be heard saying “man, Oktoberfest really brought out the wurst in us!”
Came back from a holiday in Germany, and customs confiscated my luggage full of spiced fruit and nut loaves.
Apparently it was all Stollen
I found this Sun Studio in my Hometown in Germany.
In Germany, discussing breakfast is as simple as seeing it... ei to ei.
(Punchline: ei = German for egg, and we know how commonplace eggs are at breakfast.)
A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese.
It’s the Wurst Käse scenario.
Did you guys know that, in Germany, the Tom Cruise 'The Firm' is actually just the Die Hard sequel?
What do you call panic-buying sausage and cheese in Germany?
My friend in Germany tells me...
...everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese.
It’s the Wurst Käse scenario.
A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese..
It’s the Wurst Käse scenario
The sausages in Germany are the wurst
A few Americans got sick after they couldn’t hold their liquor in Germany...
One in the group could be heard saying “man, Oktoberfest really brat out the wurst in us!”
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