What do you call an anti-semitic person who like dice games?

A Yaht-Zi

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📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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Why did the guy get fired from his job at the juicery?

He couldn't concentrate, so he got canned. Plus he was an anti-semite; he wouldn't work with juice.

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📅︎ Feb 01 2018
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Father's Day Jewish Dad joke

At my parent's house for father's day and my dad was reminiscing about his old neighborhood, referring to St. Louis Park, MN as 'St. Jewish Park'.

Me: It was called St. Jewish Park?

My Dad: Yep, there was a Rosenblum on every corner.

(we're jewish... so that doesn't make it nearly as anti-semitic as it sounds now as i type it out)

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