Why are naval officers afraid of hookers?

Cause they swallow seamen

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What do you call a generic Naval Officer?

G.I. Jonah!

——————————————————————- Idk I thought of this at 2 AM

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If a bellybutton joined the military, what would he apply for?

He would apply to be a Naval Officer

Edit: Words

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