Blazer fan needs Nance puns

Player puns are a bit of a thing with friends and I'd love a head start. Super psyched to get Nance (sorry, but we'll appreciate him), and can't wait to get punning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/miguelandre
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2021
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[Murphy] Khem Birch remains out tomorrow. Lillard, Nance, Powell, Zeller out for Portland. Little and Smith probable. twitter.com/BlakeMurphyOD…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/2ahwe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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[Quick] Larry Nance Jr. will start at power forward in place of Robert Covington tonight against Minnesota, sources tell @TheAthleticNBA . Covington had started first 26 games, averaging 6.6 points and 4.7 rebounds in 26.8 minutes. twitter.com/jwquick/statu…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/urfaselol
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2021
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[Holdahl] Cody Zeller (right patellar fracture) is doubtful and Norman Powell (health/safety protocols), Damian Lillard (abdominal tendinopathy), CJ McCollum (right lung pneumothorax), Larry Nance Jr. (right knee) and Anfernee Simons (personal reasons) are out for Thurs. game vs. Nuggets twitter.com/CHold/status/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NevermoreSEA
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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[Jay Allen] Dennis Smith Jr. (right ankle sprain) is questionable; Nassir Little (left shoulder strain), Robert Covington (right knee grade 1 MCL sprain), and Larry Nance Jr. (right knee inflammation) are out for tonight's game vs. Dallas. #Blazers twitter.com/pdxjay/status…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/raahiv
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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What if F. D R. died in the year 1940 and John Nance Garner became the president

The biggest change would be that, because Jonh Garner was more conservative than F. D. R. US would be much more hostile towards USSR during the war. This would take form of not giving USSR land lease and maybe even Operation Unthinkable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Famous_End_474
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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Base Larry Nance
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartiniLAPD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
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Jason Quick on Twitter β€œLarry Nance Jr. will start at power forward in place of Robert Covington tonight against Minnesota, sources tell @TheAthleticNBA” twitter.com/jwquick/statu…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemeDream123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2021
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Latest NBA Trade Buzz: Sourced Intel on Simmons, Kyrie, Lakers and More… (looks like Nurk and RoCo are being shopped, but teams have interest in Nance Jr) bleacherreport.com/articl…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirHuffDaddy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2021
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Cathie and Nance are either of you members of WSB?

Cathie has been perfecting the buy high and sell low strategy where Nancy has been YOLOing options non stop. They’d both be great addition to our ape community and they deserve invitations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StonksGoUp420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2022
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Happy Birthday to Jack Nance! Rip to a true OG
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πŸ‘€︎ u/euphoriclimbo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2021
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GermanicMania
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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[Holdahl] Cody Zeller (right patellar fracture) is doubtful and Norman Powell (health/safety protocols), Damian Lillard (abdominal tendinopathy), CJ McCollum (right lung pneumothorax), Larry Nance Jr. (right knee) and Anfernee Simons (personal reasons) are out for Thurs. game vs. Nuggets twitter.com/CHold/status/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NevermoreSEA
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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Ira - Kyle Lowry (personal reasons) again out for Heat for Wednesday vs. visiting Portland. Also out for Heat: Markieff Morris, Victor Oladipo, KZ Okpala, Chris Silva. For Portland: Damian Lillard, Larry Nance Jr., Cody Zeller all out. Norman Powell is doubtful. twitter.com/iraheatbeat/s…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brackhimpton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2022
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidCC2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2022
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[Casey Holdahl] Robert Covington (left fifth finger), Dennis Smith Jr. (right ankle) and Nassir Little (right knee) are probable; Damian Lillard (core muscle recovery), Larry Nance Jr. (right knee inflammation) and Cody Zeller (right patellar fracture) are out for Tuesday’s game vs. Minnesota. twitter.com/chold/status/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/raahiv
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2022
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Lindsey Nance, Nashville traffic reporter reddit.com/gallery/s7wchs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KristaLauren21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2022
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January 29, 1984: The NBA had its first All-Star Saturday, with a legends game and the first NBA Slam Dunk Contest. This took place in Denver, the site of the famous 1976 ABA dunk contest that inspired this one. Larry Nance beat favorites Dr. J and Dominique Wilkins. bleacherreport.com/articl…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinesburgOhio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2022
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The Nance trade in Retrospect

When we traded Jr over the summer it seemed, to some fans at least, that the Cavs had bottomed out even more than we already had. People wanted Altmans head, then they wanted him fired - in that order.

I wasnt too bummed about the trade, Nance has virtually no offensive upside but he was a likeable guy and anyone who wants to finish their career in the 216 is a special breed (heck, I moved to Pittsburgh!!)

Lauri was a weird grab for me. Hed shown flashes but I didnt see his fit, and Bulls fans were ripping us apart for giving him that big a deal. At the time, it just seemed like another garbage move made by a garbage team. Terry Pluto said today that the Fantastic Fin is our most underrated player and I agree with that. It seems like we get big contributions from different players every night but Lauri's length is unreal and hes playing some great defense. So much is being made about having JA, Evan and DG long term but we have Lauri locked up as well. See how good we are this year, imagine a few years down the line when these guys have years of chemistry, trust, and brotherhood.

Kolby deserves a round of applause, handshakes, and apologies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strong-Neck-5078
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2021
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Any updates on the Christina Nance case?

Every other week or so when I have free time I scour the internet looking for any updates or news on the Christina Nance case. It’s absolute radio silence. Nothing about the case makes sense. It’s so disturbing to me how this has gone uninvestigated for so long. Has anyone heard or seen anything new about the case?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackofnotrades42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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Cody Zeller (right patellar fracture) is doubtful and Norman Powell (health/safety protocols), Damian Lillard (abdominal tendinopathy), CJ McCollum (right lung pneumothorax), Larry Nance Jr. (right knee) and Anfernee Simons (personal reasons) are out for Thurs. game vs. Nuggets twitter.com/CHold/status/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaostriker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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Why is Pete Nance not on draft boards?

Younger brother of Larry Nance Jr. has been kind of a stud for Northwestern this year. He’s a senior and has been pretty productive from the forward position.

He’s averaging 16.6pts 7.6rbs and 2.9ast along with 1.5 blocks on 51% from the field and 43% from 3 on 3.3 attempts per game and shooting 76.6% from the free throw line.

At 6’10, he seems to fit all the criteria for a productive modern big in the NBA and I wonder why he isn’t on any draft boards? He seems to fill a niche that every team needs, and he’s a pretty good athlete which is a plus.

Pete Nance vs Maryland 12/6/2021

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickname-CJ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2022
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[Larry Nance Jr] reacts to the anonymous scout calling Collin Sexton an asshΠΎle and saying none of his teammates like him: β€œWhoever said this is a morΠΎn with zero knowledge of anything going on in Cleveland. I’d hide behind anonymity too if I was this bad at my jΠΎb.”

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>Whoever said this is a mΠΎron with zero knowledge of anything going on in Cleveland. I’d hide behind anonymity too if I was this bad at my job


What the scout said: >I think Collin Sexton is a backup and an a--hole. None of his teammates like him. I like Garland. I actually like Garland. I think he plays hard. He puts pressure on you because he can shoot, he can pass, and he's a much more willing passer. He's not out there trying to f-----g get his stats and go home in the same way that Sexton is. I don't think they can play those two small guards together and get a ton out of them. I thought they were on the right track last year until they traded for Jarrett Allen and basically told Drummond we're not bringing you back, because defensively they were hanging around that top 10 area … Evan Mobley to me seems like he's the real deal in terms of his talent, his skillset. Again, he's a rookie who floated some in college so we'll see how that goes. Not a big Jarrett Allen guy. He's fine but nothing crazy. Okoro seems like he's got the potential to be a pretty damn good defender but I don't know how much more than that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuyCarbonneauGOAT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2021
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Cody Zeller (right patellar fracture) is doubtful and Norman Powell (health/safety protocols), Damian Lillard (abdominal tendinopathy), CJ McCollum (right lung pneumothorax), Larry Nance Jr. (right knee) and Anfernee Simons (personal reasons) are out for Thurs. game vs. Nuggets twitter.com/CHold/status/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaostriker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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[Blazers] An MRI completed last night showed no significant damage to Larry Nance Jr.’s right knee πŸ™ twitter.com/trailblazers/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NevermoreSEA
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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More adopts also sorry it took so long I’ve been sick for a while same as always just there nance and a quick bio reddit.com/gallery/s4blvk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fire_starter101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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Looking for a Blazers Larry Nance Jr jersey

Trying to find a Nance Jr jersey for my mom, he’s her favorite player. All I can find online are his jersey with the Cavs or some Chinese knockoffs. Any help would be appreciated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boatjack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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Lineup alert: Larry Nance Jr. will start ahead of Robert Covington on Sunday.

https://twitter.com/Underdog__NBA/status/1470123582730559488?s=20

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nedryerson48
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2021
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Lillard, McCollum, Nance are OUT. Cody Zeller is QUESTIONABLE for Friday's game against the Cavs.

Cody Zeller (health and safety protocols) is questionable while Damian Lillard (abdominal tendinopathy - injury management), CJ McCollum (right lung pneumothorax) and Larry Nance Jr. (right knee; inflammation) are out for Friday's game versus Cleveland

https://twitter.com/CHold/status/1479243151487340546

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TiksonBobikson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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Larry Nance Jr. with a sarcastic bow after the challenge correctly overturns his defensive foul to an offensive foul streamable.com/6rkxr3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kazekid
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2021
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[Charania] Bulls: Derrick Jones Jr., Portland protected first-rounder, Denver protected 2023 second-rounder Cavaliers: Lauri Markkanen Trail Blazers: Larry Nance Jr. twitter.com/ShamsCharania…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/telesforojuan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2021
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Former Vice President John Nance Garner feigning pleasure after learning of his friend Lyndon B. Johnson being selected as John F. Kennedy's running mate, 1960 (900x605)
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2021
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Bi nance withdraw issue

Doesn't seem to be allowed at the moment, anyone else having the same issue?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Panni30
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2021
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[Holdahl] Cody Zeller (right patellar fracture) is doubtful and Norman Powell (health/safety protocols), Damian Lillard (abdominal tendinopathy), CJ McCollum (right lung pneumothorax), Larry Nance Jr. (right knee) and Anfernee Simons (personal reasons) are out for Thurs. game vs. Nuggets twitter.com/CHold/status/…
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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Larry Nance Jr. (knee) to miss at least one week.

https://twitter.com/underdog__nba/status/1479322160112017408?s=21

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Other-Dan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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Lineup alert: Robert Covington will start for injured Larry Nance Jr. on Friday. twitter.com/Underdog__NBA…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaostriker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
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Nance brings effort and the fans love it. I've noticed he also barks at his team mates like DG does for the Warriors. oregonlive.com/blazers/20…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillerBunnyZombie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2021
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I feel bad for Nance

He plays for Cleveland for years when they sucked, embraced the city, was beloved by the fans. Is traded to what was supposed to be a more competitive team that has been racked with issues from the front office down. While the Cavs have become one of the most fun young teams in the league who are actually decent. Poor dude can't catch a break, well besides being a multimillionaire haha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoseGardenForever
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2021
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Lindsay Nance
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GermanicMania
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2022
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Nathan Bedford Forrest, by Dan Nance.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pavel-Romanov
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2021
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GermanicMania
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2021
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Vote John Nance Garner, the only libright on the ballot! /r/Presidentialpoll/comme…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/seizemeansplz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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What should we call our Nurkic/Nance two-headed monster?

I actually like these two as a center tandem. Finishing with Nance isn't an indictment against Nurkic. Having two solid bigs that give you different looks isn't a bad thing.

Nurkic + Nance vs. Chicago:

34 points on 14-22 shooting, 21 boards, 4 assists, 4 steals, 2 blocks and only 4 turnovers.

Nurkic + Nance vs. Toronto:

20 points on 9-11 shooting, 19 boards, 2 assists and only 2 turnovers.

So what should we call this duo?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tblazrdude
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2021
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[Highlight] Larry Nance Jr. with a beautiful one hand transition pass to Nassir Little for the slam streamable.com/zq1n0u
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kazekid
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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Lindsay Nance
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GermanicMania
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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[Holdahl] Scott Brooks says starters tonight are Lillard, Powell, Little, Snell and Nance Jr. twitter.com/CHold/status/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GenderIsAGolem
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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Intelligence analyst Malcolm Nance says Jan. 6 rioters' movement will 'lose steam or explode' wbur.org/hereandnow/2022/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HLMenckenFan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2022
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Christina Nance was in Huntsville Police van 10 days before her body was found, family says whnt.com/news/christina-n…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mwhitfield1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2021
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USF TE Thomas Nance has entered the transfer portal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALStark69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2022
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