25 Hilarious Name Day Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Lance is a fairly uncommon name these days

But in medieval times people were called Lancelot

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📅︎ Jun 04 2021

I was interrogating a crab the other day and I asked it “What’s your name? Where do you live? What’s that on your back?”

It said “Michelle”

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👤︎ u/KinglerKong

📅︎ Apr 05 2021

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Lance isn't a very common name these days...

But in Midevil times guys were named Lance a lot.

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👤︎ u/Badjer47

📅︎ Apr 20 2021

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Wife: Dad, stop using the name Peter in the place of Penis. One day the kids will meet a kid named Peter.

Me (husband): I agree. This should be kept private.

Wife: groan...

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👤︎ u/Gherkinstein

📅︎ May 01 2021

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Hey guys, my name’s Chad. I’ve been sober for 47 days now.

Not in a row or anything. Just... total.

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👤︎ u/Gaaaaahhhhhhh

📅︎ Jul 21 2020

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There was a girl I work with named Novalee, and one day I asked her how her name was spelled.

She looked at me and said, “Guess.” I responded with, “Wow! That’s NOTHING like how it’s spelled!” And from that moment on I would only call her Guess.

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👤︎ u/TheBatJ3w

📅︎ Aug 19 2020

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Back in the day when sparrows had names, sparrows named Gus wouldn’t fare too well.

People love eating Asparagus.

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👤︎ u/DiFraggiPrutto

📅︎ Jun 13 2020

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My wife asked me the other day what I wanted to name our twin daughters. Kate, I replied. And the other, she asked?

DupliKate

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👤︎ u/imdefinitelynotdan

📅︎ Nov 19 2019

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My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....

Enrique Doubleglazius.

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👤︎ u/thisispeculiar

📅︎ Jul 05 2020

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Alright....time for a classic. The Ceo of Datsun was talking to his other high ranking workers when it had just been founded and said, you have 2 days to come up with a name for our company

The workers in a thick Japanese accent said DAT SOON

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👤︎ u/BF1gamerz

📅︎ Oct 24 2019

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I met the world’s greatest security guard the other day. When I asked him the secret, he said it was all in his name.

Barry R.

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👤︎ u/DenialTwister

📅︎ Jan 05 2020

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A student visits the principal’s office one day and the principal says to him, “What’s your name, son?” He replies, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” The principal looks up and asks him, “Oh, do you have a stutter?”

The student replies, “No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was an asshole.”

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👤︎ u/puggoamber

📅︎ Jun 15 2019

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1 boy was named trouble and the other was called shutup. One day trouble got lost so shutup went to the police station and said ‘I lost my brother’. The police said ‘what is your name’ ‘shutup’ the police said ‘what did you say to me’ ‘shutup’. The police said ‘are you looking for trouble’ ‘yep’

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👤︎ u/meme-for-me

📅︎ Jun 07 2019

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The other day someone asked if I could name the Japanese term for those ninja throwing stars.

I said, "Sure I can."

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👤︎ u/nuez_jr

📅︎ Aug 02 2016

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A writer on The Good Place submitted the following list of restaurant name puns with the script for her episode. It includes gems like "Squab Goals" and "Pie Another Day." twitter.com/meganamram/st…

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👤︎ u/MistakesNeededMaking

📅︎ Sep 09 2018

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What's another name for Mother's Day?

Labor Day.

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👤︎ u/Peaches_inthe_sun

📅︎ Sep 01 2019

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I saw a magician in Texas the other day. His name was...

Howdini

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👤︎ u/Skystrike7

📅︎ Apr 23 2019

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I went to Walmart the other day. It's name is very misleading.

There were no Walls for sale anywhere!

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👤︎ u/Coolmiser23

📅︎ Apr 04 2019

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If I were to change my last name, I'd change it to Watts. That way, if I ever have a boy of my own, when he asks where he's going on his first day of kindergarten, I get to say...

"Elementary, my dear watts son."

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👤︎ u/f_n_a_

📅︎ Apr 18 2018

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What do you name a dog who lies near the front door all day?

Matt

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👤︎ u/iZacAsimov

📅︎ Jun 25 2017

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[No Pun] My friends and I have been tweeting a pun name every day for months, we think some are great

We've been tweeting them out from @DailyPunName... let me know if you have any feedback or some favorites.

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👤︎ u/DailyPunName

📅︎ Dec 21 2015

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Made my dad a shirt for father's day. His name is Lance Wong and he always enjoys a good dad joke.

The shirt says "Something Wong? Call an Ambulance."

https://imgur.com/gallery/9hZWq

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👤︎ u/JustPlainWong

📅︎ Jun 20 2017

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Out-dad joked my dad about car names the other day

My parents were visiting me, and my mom's been looking at a new vehicle, specifically a Toyota Rav4. As she's not the most tech-savvy, she got one of the paper brochures from the dealership about the features available.

Being marketing literature for a small SUV, there were plenty of pictures of people running, hiking, and being active. My dad looks at it and goes: "so is this the Toyota for runners?" I immediately said "No, that's probably the Toyota 4runner".

My mom cracked up. My dad just groaned.

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👤︎ u/Tullyswimmer

📅︎ Mar 31 2016

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Now days, people don't use the name Lance very often

In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev

📅︎ Nov 03 2020

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Lance isn't a very common name these days

But in the medieval times people were called Lancelot

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👤︎ u/That91Guy

📅︎ Feb 18 2021

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