At the pearly gates, Saint Peter asks new arrivals what they did for a living...

The first person says โ€œI was a doctor, I saved lives.โ€ St. Peter lets him in.

The second person says โ€œI was a teacher, I educated and inspired hundreds of childrenโ€. St Peter lets him in.

The third says โ€œI was a musician, I brought joy and beautiful music to many people.โ€

St. Peter says โ€œok, but youโ€™ll have to go around back and come in through the kitchen.โ€

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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My dad and music

Family and I were having a conversation at dinner last night. My sister was educating us about violin equipment prices and such.

Grandpa: Wait, so you're telling me violin bows can cost up to $15,000?

Sister: Yeah, they're really expensive!

Dad: Well I guess if you didn't have one, the music would sound like bowcrap.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Argon1an_Overlord
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