After hearing me sing my music teacher suggested I should be a tenor.....

Tenor twelve feet away from earshot.

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Why was the music teacher fired?

For having students read band books.

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Never pick a fight with a music teacher

You may think itโ€™s A minor offense, but the punishment could B major

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NotMetheThree
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A note on a music teacher's door read:

Gone Chopin, Bach in a minuet

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My music teacher said:

You are lacking musiquality

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After hearing me sing for the first time, my music teacher told me I should be tenor.

Tenor twelve feet away from her and all musical instruments at all times.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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My music teacher gave me the best compliment ever

So i (16M) like jokes. I told one to my (awesome dad joke enthusiast) music teacher that went something like.

him picking up a guitarr Me: why are you so strรคng?

Strรคng means guitarr string and also strict as in a strict teacher in Swedish.

He laughed a bit and said: "you are gonna make a great dad"

Thank you Pรคr, love ya buddy!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/luer1001
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My son got into a fist fight with his music teacher because he wrongly answered a question in his test. When he told me the story I just could say one thing...

"Son, violins is not the answer".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dansowaru
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The music teacher had me arrested for playing badly.

It was A Minor offense.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/desireewhitehall
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A girl with no breasts went to music class. The music teacher calls her out for playing the wrong notes.

He told her she was too flat.

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I was warned by my music teacher never to play the drums again.

He said that if I did, there will be repercussions.

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Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes

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Our Music Teacher Shared This With Us.

Why couldn't Mozart and Beethoven find their teacher?

He was Haydn.

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My music teacher is obviously a dad.

I was in music class today and my teacher picked up a folder a pupil in the previous class had left behind. The folder was labelled 'French' and on top of it there was a book that said 'Speaking Book' (obviously referring to French Speaking practice).

My music teacher then opened the book and put it to his ear. With a confused look on his face he exclaimed: 'Well I can't hear anything!' Groaning from all the class then ensued.

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My Dad's a music teacher

My Step-Mother was saying that they woke up to an alarm the other night.

Step-Mother: "What's that?"

Dad: "I think it's a G Sharp"

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My Music teacher said this while we were talking about the Beatles.

we were talking about how Ringo Star replaced Pete Best. he said: you might say they traded the Best for a Star

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mordred912
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After hearing me sing for the first time, my music teacher said that I should be tenor.

Ten or twenty feet away from her at all times.

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After hearing me sing for the first time, my music teacher suggested that I should be tenor.

Ten or twelve feet away from her at all times.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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When she heard me sing, my music teacher told me I should be tenor.

Tenor twelve feet away from every musical instrument for all time.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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After hearing me perform, my music teacher in school told me I should be tenor.

Tenor twelve feet away from all musical instruments at all times.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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My music teacher wanted me to sing tenor

Ten or twelve miles away

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