It's pretty obvious, that if you run in front of a moving car, you will get tired. But if you run behind it..
..do you just get exhausted ?
The local bartender moved his pub to the summit of a mountain and the quality of his drinks improved
He really raised the bar on that one
Not to brag, but yesterday I beat our local chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school Karate lessons came to some use.
In the best Dadjoke move of all time..
Stephen King actually named his son Joe.
Why didnt the notepad move
Because it was stationary
The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
I recently moved and my dad is visiting for the first time.
We were driving around town and I was pointing out to him all the happening spots when he casually said, "looks pretty dead in here."
I look over to see him gesturing towards the local graveyard...
What do you use to move an iron boat?
You use an iron oar (ore)
A doctor moved from LA to Portland.
It was an Oregon transplant.
Sales are down, so my boss asked why the greeting cards aren't moving
I told him it's because they are stationary
My son told me to move aside.
So I said "Sorry, I only have a B side."
My DJ Friend helped me pack my stuff and move.
I told him he's a sound guy.
“Dad, did you remember to move the clocks forward last night?”
‘Yeah, but they fell off the shelf.”
My buddy used to paint these beautiful beach scapes when he lived on the coast, but since he’s moved away, he won’t paint any more.
I guess he’s now an ex-cape-artist...
Season 2 of the Queen’s Gambit will have Beth Harmon move to Prague.
The chess playing main character wants a Czech mate
A white bear was moved to Antarctica
"I’ve managed not to move for an entire week"
"What do you want, atrophy?"
I went to a wedding that was so moving everyone was crying.
Even the cake was in tiers.
My stressed out Mexican friend is moving to a place where one can live a life of ease on 100 centavos a day...
He needs a change of peso.
Recently moved to a new place and position for my job. Boss on the first day said "Hey Paul glad you made it, how you liking your new office?"
I said "I think you forgot my name, but I'm a Justin Well, thanks."
What do cowboys use to move from state to state?
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
did you hear that portobello moved away?
He couldn't stand his shroommates
But maybe it's for better. His new apartment is way shroomier
I saw a sign the other day, "we sell moving boxes"
I guess they don't sell stationery boxes.
I was thinking of the benefits of moving to Switzerland
What kind of a prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in a year?
While I was gardening a potato was watching me and criticizing my every move. He thought he was big stuff.
But I think he was just a commontater
I'd really like to move to Switzerland one day
I hear the flag's a real plus.
My dad moved in some very mysterious circles.
He had one leg shorter than the other.
I put ketchup in my eyes
in heinzsight, it was a very bad mistake
Laying on the grass...”two tired”...to move
When I moved into my new igloo, my awesome friends threw me a surprise house-warming party...
What do you call a spider with outdated dance moves?
my friend moved into an igloo
everything was going well until the housewarming party
My housemates are convinced the house is haunted
I've been living here for 274 years and seen nothing strange.
Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
What do you say when your stationary bin starts moving?
There are many perks to moving to Switzerland...
People ask me why the notepad on my desk never moves
I tell them it’s stationary
Not to brag, but yesterday i beat the state chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
Not to brag, but I beat our local chess champion in less than 5 moves yesterday.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.
The flag is not the only reason to move to Switzerland
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