That well escalated quickly!
My hair is getting gentrified, and soon, I won't be able to afford it.
That escalated quickly.
It escalated very quickly.
You say Jamon!
The whole thing was very well Orca-Strated.
A receding hare line.
The walk in closet.
They're renting a condimentium.
So I went to the store earlier, and decided to get some steaks and burgers that I could throw on the grill in case our power goes out again (which it probably will). Almost all of the meat was gone from the main part of the case, but I saw some nice cuts in the section up above. I grabbed an employee and asked him to get them down for me, and I asked why they hadn't moved them down already. He just shrugged and said "It's been crazy in here all day. The steaks have never been higher."
Stanley worked his way up from nothing in a third world country, saving enough to move to America and support his family. His loyal customer base grew by word of mouth, nobody argued with his results. Finally one day, a customer asked him how he managed to be so good at his work, and he merely responded, "I'm from Pakistan."
ba dum tss
Dad: "I won't be able to help you guys move your stuff but I do have a friend I can let you borrow."
Me: "Okay, cool thank you."
Dad: "Her name is Dolly."
Helping my dad move in. One room had nothing in it yet, and was completely empty besides a nightstand and a painting of two bears dancing in a forest.
My dad walks in: "Wow, this room is too bare".
Me: stares Dad: "Two. Bear."
Ba dum TSSS
Not an actual told by dad joke, but it was definitely along those lines. So, Skyping with SO and friend from Canada, and SO and I are talking about moving in together and finding an apartment. I made the suggestion that my best friend move in with us, the following conversation ensues.
Me: The only issue I have with her moving in is... Oliver.
Friend: Uh...
SO: Friend has child.
F: Oh. I thought the only issue you had with her was all of her.
