Moving To London Puns

A list of puns related to "Moving To London"

Around the turn of 1900, two Friars move to London to start up a florist shop. Well this didn't sit well with the established florist shop down on the corner.

The other shop owner called his buddy to have someone trash their store. They sent Hugh, big guy like 6'3'' 300pounds. Hugh goes in and busts the store up and scares the Friars off, sending them back to the monastery.

The moral of the story is, Hugh and only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.

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👤︎ u/facts_my_guyy
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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I'm going to move to West London. I'm really going to do it, I'm going to be a man of action.

Sorry, a man of Acton.

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👤︎ u/BeardFM
📅︎ Mar 20 2017
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I've got a really good long-distance-bromance going.

I've moved to London 2 years ago and he is still in Maryland. This was our google chat exchange just now:

Friend: Some days I miss you more than others. Today is one of those days :(

Me: awwwww... i miss you 100% every day

Friend: Is your aim that bad?

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👤︎ u/BaltimoreBirdGuy
📅︎ Dec 12 2014
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