Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
A cab
(It came to mind and I have no wish for it to be political)
A Christmas stalking.
They wanted to go back to being womb-mates
Denile
A riposte.
Because they are anti clock 'wise'
Riposte!
A riposte.
Because Missouri loves Company.
Friend 1 just moved out of his parents house and Friend 2 just came back from the military.
Friend 2: We need to clean up this dump!
Friend 1: This place was cleaned yesterday!
Friend 2: If you want things done right, you have to do it yourself; I'll do the cleaning on the odd numbered days, you do the cleaning on the even ones.
Friend 1: We're going to clean everyday!?
Friend 2: No, just the odd and even ones!
But then, this morning, I walked into the laundry room again and saw the Tides had turned.
Cause I like to move it , move it. I like to move it, move it.
Quite a stretch if you ask me.
Nah, ima stay
That's a pair-o-lies.
They were a species of peliwon'ts.
I said careful, it’s got a leek in it.
It must be a Bed bug.
He didn't believe me, so I told him to kneel down while I stood on top of him.
"See!" I said
"Um... Sorry, but I'm still your dad", he replied
"Yeah, but now you're my step dad"
Cohobbitation.
"Move the udder way!"
"That gun safe didn't keep my guns safe."
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Finally my high school karate lessons came of some use.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
