Their cool looking flag is a really big plus, too
I'll tell you later.
But they still manage to get back in.
I had to quit cold turkey.
Turns out, the Cows weren’t getting a square meal
..do you just get exhausted ?
I said, “No. I think most of them smell that way.”
He was much bigger than I expected.
It was a nightmare.
Cop: it’s a .....moving violation.
It was a lovely service.
Now I have stable wifi.
You could say I’m stepping up in the world.
Her: Why what's good about Sweden?
Me: I don't know, but there flag is a big plus.
Step 1.
nobody is even close.
I️ got fired because I️ took a couple days off
Because of a mooing violation.
"Ahh, this takes me back!"
Yesterday while cleaning the kitchen and throwing out old stuff from the freezer, I put a set of coupons for Harvey's restaurant in there.
This morning I got up and they were on top of the fridge. I asked my wife if she'd removed them and she said she thought they fell in there by accident.
"No," I said, "I didn't want them to expire."
does he still have mass?
Milk, because it's pasteurized before you see it
Too much Stalin'.
Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P
Me: "I wonder how he manages to swim without legs?"
Dad: "They should change his name to bob"
Me: throws up
...On the escalator. She got to the top, turned to her dad, and said, "Well that escalated quickly."
I couldn't help but burst out laughing. This girl is going places.
At least once a week...
Me: I'm gonna go jump in the shower.
Dad: You'd better step, its safer!
Me: Ugh. Nevermind, I'm moving out.
Not a dad yet, but:
I've been working on fixing my god-awful penmanship lately, so I'll spend quite a long time writing the alphabet, transcribing tv show lines, or just page after page of single letters.
The other night, I had about half a page of capital B's done. My wife looks at it and asks what I'm doing. I reply, "Oh, just writing a letter."
She pretended she didn't hear it and just carried on with what she was doing. :(
Cop: It’s a...moving violation.
