"Bowl of Chocolate Mousse" by David Gilhooly, 1989
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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditoroyal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Chocolate Mousse. Re-post from r/WeWantPlates
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BTnug
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2018
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Poor Tesco - first the horse burgers and now new research suggests that some of their chocolate desserts are 100% mousse.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darraghd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2013
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Dad orders slice of chocolate mousse at a restaurant

Dad: "This doesn't look like moose, this looks like cake."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Timbofieseler102
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2013
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Got my wife this morning

I was in the bathroom and she called from down the hall, "What's the brand name on my hair mousse?"

Looking at the bottle, I see the label has been rubbed off, so I say "It doesn't say, it must be... Anony-mousse!"

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2015
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What do you call a dessert that cares about their privacy?

Anony-mousse!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chelseadaggered
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2016
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Girlfriend's uncle at dinner

Waitress: What would you like for dessert?

Uncle: Chocolate mousse... with no antlers, they get stuck in my throat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmce01
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2014
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My dad got the whole family last night at dinner.

Brother: Is anyone going to order dessert?

Mom: What do they have?

Brother: There's a really excellent chocolate mousse.

Dad: I just had a huge steak. I don't think I could eat a moose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaltimoreC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2014
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We were in a restaurant when...

The waiter informed us that Chocolate mousse is back on the menu. My dad: "Oh! They must have found another moose!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gdilthey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2014
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Post Grocery Shopping Dadjoke

My dad literally just came out with this one. Mum and dad have just come back from shopping, and my brother had asked for shaving foam/gel. So mum says "I forgot to get you any mousse." And dad comes out with "She got you a musk ox instead." Groans were definitely heard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/izzylovesian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2015
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Dad got us at Thanksgiving dinner.

My mom made a delicious chocolate mousse pie for dessert. When my wife noted how delicious it was, my dad said, "Yeah, and she had to work hard to make it too. Those Chocolate Moose are hard to find!" Cue collective groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NawtAGoodNinja
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2014
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Dad joked my boss yesterday

So I work in a kitchen, and yesterday we were doing a buffet and my chef was making chocolate mousse. after the mousse being out for a while and nobody eating it, he asks me "Why isn't anyone eating my mousse." Without missing a beat, I respond with "they prefer deer."

He chuckled and groaned.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2014
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Chocolate Moose

So once a year my dad throws this moose party, where they serve only moose, which he have caught himself. Well anyways, when i asked him, and my mom what they were serving for desert they looked at each other and giggeld, '' chocolate moose of course'' (chocolate mousse) facepalmed so hard...

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2014
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