What do you call a group of sightless mountaineers?
What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountaineer?
Nothing - you can't cross a vector with a scalar.
Why did the mountaineer bring a zippo instead of matches?
Because it was a little lighter!
“So what’s it like living in the mountains?”
It’s got it’s ups and downs
Many ways up the mountain. Question is, which one?
Why mountains are funny?
Because they are hill areas
How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?
The local bartender moved his pub to the summit of a mountain and the quality of his drinks improved
He really raised the bar on that one
What’s the best way to guess the temperature at the top of a mountain?
What's the best compliment you can give to singing mountains?
Wow, that's quite a range!
Mountain jokes are always the funniest
Because they're peak comedy
I was all set to become one of the worlds greatest mountain climbers.
But then I peaked too early.
This mountain just installed a new CPU and processor into his pc.
It's now running on peak performance
Which mountains have the best nuts?
Bob Dylan didn't seem surprised when a boulder fell off a mountain on top of his house.
He calmly said it was just like a rolling stone.
Disclaimer: this is my 5 year old son's joke. He is a dad in the making. "Everest is the biggest mountain. Mount Fuji is the prettiest. Which mountain is the stinkiest?"
Why did they build the university on a mountain?
It was a place of higher learning.
What's the difference between a gymnast jaguar, and a meth-head mountain lion?
One is an acrobatic cat.
The other is a broke, addict cat.
Lost on a mountain, you can collect rainwater to drink during storms.
Otherwise, you just have to make dew.
Can you believe people actually eat mountain oysters?
Why do mountains make good comedians?
Because they're hill areas...
Why are people that live on mountains smarter?
Because they have high-schools
Don’t ever go to the local mountains and try to rent skis.
You can only get snowbored.
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is
Anyone listened to the mountain joke?
If not u should cause it’s hil-arious
I enjoyed hiking up mountains, until I arrived at the top.
From there, it's all downhill.
What do you get when you cross a bear and a mountain lion together?
What did the mountain say to the funny highlands?
I saw a mountain with a lot of cows hanging out on it.
Must've been Mount Heiferest.
Mountain lions are very rarely spotted in the wild...
That’s because mountain lions aren't spotted, cheetahs are!
I built a model of Mt.Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale?" I replied "No."
What did one mountain say to the other after the earthquake?
My co-workers and I would suffer from wrist pain when we would drive through a mountain on our way to work together
We were diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome
Two movies that share the same plot.
Titanic and sixth sense.= Icey dead people.
A mountain makes the best jokes.
The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...
In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.
True story: I was a kid, watching TV in our living room. My dad was outside using the grill. All of a sudden he bursts in the door hopping on one foot yelling “I stepped on a Bee!”
I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...
Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.
Apparently I had dropped one...
Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....
A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.
I was really scared when I got lost climbing some mountains recently, but I found a map, a topographical map...
Mountains aren't just funny
Mountains are not just funny...
mountains arent just funny...
The mountains aren't just funny, they're
Why are mountains so funny ?
Because they are hill areas.
I explained, "You see son, mountains aren't just funny…"
mountains aren’t funny, they’re hill areas 🥸
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