We were all excited about our mountaineering trip, but then our friend Max chickened out.
He has always been an anti climb Max.
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I joined a two-man mountaineering team and my wife wasn't happy.
She said she was leaving me after seeing other people behind my back.
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︎ Sep 08 2016
What game do mountaineering rabbis like to play with their kids?
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︎ Jul 30 2017
βSo whatβs it like living in the mountains?β
Itβs got itβs ups and downs
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︎ Apr 15 2021
The local bartender moved his pub to the summit of a mountain and the quality of his drinks improved
He really raised the bar on that one
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Mountains are not just funny...
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︎ May 05 2021
This mountain just installed a new CPU and processor into his pc.
It's now running on peak performance
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Which mountains have the best nuts?
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︎ May 03 2021
Disclaimer: this is my 5 year old son's joke. He is a dad in the making. "Everest is the biggest mountain. Mount Fuji is the prettiest. Which mountain is the stinkiest?"
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︎ Apr 22 2021
What's the difference between a gymnast jaguar, and a meth-head mountain lion?
One is an acrobatic cat.
The other is a broke, addict cat.
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Why did they build the university on a mountain?
It was a place of higher learning.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Lost on a mountain, you can collect rainwater to drink during storms.
Otherwise, you just have to make dew.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Mt. Rushmore rocks!
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Why are people that live on mountains smarter?
Because they have high-schools
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︎ Apr 02 2021
Can you believe people actually eat mountain oysters?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Why do mountains make good comedians?
Because they're hill areas...
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Donβt ever go to the local mountains and try to rent skis.
You can only get snowbored.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
How do mountains see?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
I built a model of Mt.Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale?" I replied "No."
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︎ Mar 22 2021
What did the mountain say to the funny highlands?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
What do you get when you cross a bear and a mountain lion together?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Mountain lions are very rarely spotted in the wild...
Thatβs because mountain lions aren't spotted, cheetahs are!
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Anyone listened to the mountain joke?
If not u should cause itβs hil-arious
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︎ Jan 24 2021
I enjoyed hiking up mountains, until I arrived at the top.
From there, it's all downhill.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I saw a mountain with a lot of cows hanging out on it.
Must've been Mount Heiferest.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
My co-workers and I would suffer from wrist pain when we would drive through a mountain on our way to work together
We were diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What did one mountain say to the other after the earthquake?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
True story: I was a kid, watching TV in our living room. My dad was outside using the grill. All of a sudden he bursts in the door hopping on one foot yelling βI stepped on a Bee!β
I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...
Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.
Apparently I had dropped one...
Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....
A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
A mountain makes the best jokes.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...
In other words, itβs between Iraq and a hard place.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
I was really scared when I got lost climbing some mountains recently, but I found a map, a topographical map...
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What do you call a group of sightless mountaineers?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
I got so tired while climbing a tall mountain in Nepal.
I did not think I would Everest.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Sad to report the death of the founder of Dulux paint. He died this morning from hypothermia on top of a mountain.
It's been reported he could have done with another coat.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
After a long hike to the top of a mountain, my wife asked me, βSo what do you think of The View?β
I said, βWhoopi Goldberg is ok, but I donβt like the other women on the show.β
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︎ Dec 19 2020
What do you call it when a mountain makes a joke
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Mountains aren't funny
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︎ Apr 16 2021
mountains arent just funny...
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︎ Apr 08 2021
How do mountains see?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
The mountains aren't just funny, they're
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Why are mountains so funny ?
Because they are hill areas.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I explained, "You see son, mountains aren't just funnyβ¦"
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︎ Dec 08 2020
How do mountains see?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
mountains arenβt funny, theyβre hill areas π₯Έ
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Mountains arenβt just funny
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Mountain ranges aren't just funny...
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, βIs it to scale?β I replied, βNoβ¦β
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I explained, "You see son, mountains aren't just funnyβ¦"
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