"Mama, Mama! Did you see? Everyone was clapping for me"
An itch-hiker.
A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito.
My 11 year old daughter told me this one this evening lol.
Malarious.
Itchy knee
Malarious
After all, they and we are of the same blood
Easiest decision of my life.
Nothing - you can't cross a vector with a scalar.
Now it has no friends.
its death is in vein
It wasn't very good, though. After a few bites I got up and left.
They only had the Off brand.
The insect police force was tracking one of these malaria-mosquitos, when the mosquito fled to a farm. First, she tried to hide in the house, until the farmer chased her away with a newspaper. She tried to hide in the barn with the horses, but the barn cat took a few swipes at the mosquito, and chased it from the barn.
Finally, the mosquito set eyes on sheep in the pasture.she decided all that thick wool would be the perfect place to hide from the insect police force.
The police force arrived shortly after. They first went to the house. No mosquito. They searched the horses. No mosquito. Finally, they got to the pasture with the sheep. After searching and searching, they could not find where the mosquito had hidden.
The mosquito was on the lamb.
I see a pool of enbitenment
"Itsa me Malario!"
He's malarious
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
But I felt the waste of effort when I found 2 mosquitos still in the room, now I will have to remove the screen to let the mosquitos out and reinstall it again
M'laria
Only 2, no idea how they got there
I currently have a very uncomfortable and inflamed bug bite on my foot. This morning while making my coffee, I noticed a fat mosquito walking around on the counter. I called my husband over to kill it.
He grabbed a napkin, killed it, and said, "Wow. That was definitely the Goddess Mosquito."
I obviously asked with genuine curiosity, "What's a Goddess Mosquito?"
He said,
"It's the one that got us."
That's probably going to come back to bite me later
A diplognat!
With bug bytes
They were really sad but I thought it was malarious
A golden opportunity.
A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito
A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito
A Mosquito can fly, but a Fly cannot Mosquito.
“Mama, mama! Did you see that? Everyone was clapping for me!”
A mosquito can fly, but a fly can’t mosquito.
But some are Malarious.
A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito (Told by my dad earlier lol)
Now he’ll never have friends!
I think he's Malarious!
What do you call a funny mosquito? Malarious
Is still an OFF brand.
