What did the baby mosquito say after its first flight?

"Mama, Mama! Did you see? Everyone was clapping for me"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Complainingg-
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What's inside of a mosquito?

Muslimitos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chirstain
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2021
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What would you call a walking mosquito?

An itch-hiker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito.

My 11 year old daughter told me this one this evening lol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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What do you say after a mosquito makes a joke?

Malarious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T0ngueup
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2021
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I got bit by a Japanese mosquito on the leg, now I got a Japanese one and two

Itchy knee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chizhi1234
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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What do you call it when mosquito is deadly funny?

Malarious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martianrome
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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We shouldn't kill mosquitos, guys.

After all, they and we are of the same blood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zetafunction64
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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OC, This mosquito got wiped out
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iwantmyteslanow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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A mosquito landed on my wife's face...

Easiest decision of my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexxc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountaineer?

Nothing - you can't cross a vector with a scalar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent.

Now it has no friends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bluetwo12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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When you swat a mosquito on your arm

its death is in vein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadlifememes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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I went to a mosquito themed restaurant.

It wasn't very good, though. After a few bites I got up and left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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what do you call an italian mosquito?

malario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CowSensei
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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I couldn't find any name brand mosquito repellent at the store today.

They only had the Off brand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnchantedLuna
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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I’m the animal kingdom, it’s considered a heinous crime for a malaria-infected mosquito to bite.

The insect police force was tracking one of these malaria-mosquitos, when the mosquito fled to a farm. First, she tried to hide in the house, until the farmer chased her away with a newspaper. She tried to hide in the barn with the horses, but the barn cat took a few swipes at the mosquito, and chased it from the barn.

Finally, the mosquito set eyes on sheep in the pasture.she decided all that thick wool would be the perfect place to hide from the insect police force.

The police force arrived shortly after. They first went to the house. No mosquito. They searched the horses. No mosquito. Finally, they got to the pasture with the sheep. After searching and searching, they could not find where the mosquito had hidden.

The mosquito was on the lamb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadfullyBIzzy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Some see a puddle of mosquito larva

I see a pool of enbitenment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beanimus0829
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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What did the Italian mosquito say?

"Itsa me Malario!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Purple_Pug
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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Did you hear about the mosquito who became a comedian?

He's malarious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tampapunk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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The inventor of mosquito repellent likely did not know where to begin...

I guess he would have to start from scratch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I finally have installed a mosquitos screen on the window...

But I felt the waste of effort when I found 2 mosquitos still in the room, now I will have to remove the screen to let the mosquitos out and reinstall it again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inaudience
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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What does a mosquito say to greet his girlfriend?

M'laria

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πŸ‘€︎ u/explodingpear
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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How many mosquito's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 2, no idea how they got there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shanegreen82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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The Goddess Mosquito

I currently have a very uncomfortable and inflamed bug bite on my foot. This morning while making my coffee, I noticed a fat mosquito walking around on the counter. I called my husband over to kill it.

He grabbed a napkin, killed it, and said, "Wow. That was definitely the Goddess Mosquito."

I obviously asked with genuine curiosity, "What's a Goddess Mosquito?"

He said,

"It's the one that got us."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papyra
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I saw a mosquito in the kitchen. I could have killed it, but I let it fly away...

That's probably going to come back to bite me later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProducerPants
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2017
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What do you call a small, two winged insect resembling a mosquito that likes to keep the peace?

A diplognat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spokandyland
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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What is a mosquitos worst fear?

The S.W.A.T Team

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JRB33ZY
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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How do you measure a mosquito’s harddrive?

With bug bytes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khitty
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2018
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My friend got a disease from a mosquito bite

They were really sad but I thought it was malarious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquaticInfern0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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What do you call a mosquito sitting on your spouse’s cheek?

A golden opportunity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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What is the difference betwen a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gabahoe
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito ?

A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gp_11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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What’s the difference between a Fly & a Mosquito?

A Mosquito can fly, but a Fly cannot Mosquito.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeremyTanTheMagic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What did the baby mosquito say after his first flight?

β€œMama, mama! Did you see that? Everyone was clapping for me!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leeuwe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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What’s the difference between a Mosquito and a Fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can’t mosquito.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/au-Razzo
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Most Mosquito jokes aren't funny.

But some are Malarious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maverick_524
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito (Told by my dad earlier lol)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Throbbin_Goblin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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Just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent.

Now he’ll never have friends!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Namdnas78
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Did you hear about the Mosquito who became a comedian?

I think he's Malarious!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BesternPreston
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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Funny mosquito

What do you call a funny mosquito? Malarious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bcchuck
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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The biggest name brand in mosquito repellent...

Is still an OFF brand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerdEE
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2015
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Hear the joke about the mosquito?

It's malarious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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What is the difference between a mosquito and fly?

A mosquito can fly but a fly cannot mosquito...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aabesh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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