Mona Lisa was once accused of murder....
Turns out, she was framed.
If Da Vinci saw the Mona Lisa in an art museum,
I think he would have Louvred it
What did Mona Lisa say after she was accused of not smiling for her portrait?
“I was framed!!!”
Why did mona lisa resist the arrest ?
Cuz da Vinci had framed her
If Leonardo da Vinci we’re alive today, the Mona Lisa would have been called ‘IMG-20121020-00463.jpg.’
Everyone knows Mona Lisa, but no one seems to care about her husband.
He is completely out of the picture.
Mum, watching Notting Hill: "Julia Roberts has such a lovely smile"
Me: "You could say it's a Mona Lisa Smile"
Pneumonia...My dad said this one today.
My sister mentioned that her friend Mona is in the hospital and might have pneumonia Dad: If you had that it would be called pneustacia My name is Stacey
