Being out of wok can be depressing.
What if soy milk........
Is just Spanish milk introducing itself.
Why did the Tofu cross the road?
To prove it wasnβt chicken
My 6 year old couldn't sleep. So I told her that there are cows sleeping in a field. She asked me what that had to do with anything.
I told her because it's pasture bedtime.
As soon as space travel is possible
I'm moving from the Milky Way to the Soy Milky Way galaxy. I'm Galactose intolerant.
Dad: That burger youβre eating is plant based.
Me: Oh yeah, what plant is that?
Dad: The meat processing plant.
Coffee philosophy
Technically, a vanilla soy latte is a 3 bean soup
Did you hear about that vegan who was condemning some random guy for drinking milk?
How dairy!
The founder of SpaceX is launching his own brand of fragrant candles.
What does Steven Tyler call his Asian cuisine cooking show?
Wok this way.
Can I speak Spanish?
βNoβ
Sweating when filling up? Feel sick when you see prices?
You might be suffering from Car Owner Virus
I saw a store selling protein powder for $100.
That's whey overpriced.
never invite Coffee Man to a Function
Because he is Soy Latte
If you talk to a Spanish speaker make sure to say "mucho"
It means a lot to them.
MY WIFE TOLD ME TO TAKE THE SPIDER OUT INSTEAD OF KILLING HIM
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a WEB DESIGNER
Why is it wrong to throw soy sauce on someone who just fell?
Because you should never kikkoman while heβs down!
When I asked my son what he was drinking, he responded with βsoy milkβ
Hola milk, soy padre
