Spiderman Puns

A list of puns related to "Spiderman"

The black spiderman
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👤︎ u/anon_outlaw
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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If Spiderman's secret identity is Peter Parker, what's his dog's secret identity?

Peter Barker

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👤︎ u/mr_love_monkey
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Feb 18 2020
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Spiderman
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👤︎ u/itaielidan
📅︎ Jan 02 2020
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How did spiderman know it wasn't his Aunt May in front of his house?

There was an Ock at the door!

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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Why did Spiderman quit his day job?

He was tired of being a web developer.

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👤︎ u/NotSamsquanch
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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If Spiderman stays with Sony the next movie should be called "Spiderman Far From the MCU"
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👤︎ u/foodie487
📅︎ Aug 22 2019
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Why does Spiderman have such good comebacks?

Because with great power comes with great response ability.

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👤︎ u/AnnetteWithFish
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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Spiderman saves the day with help of a sad joke.
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👤︎ u/dkichline
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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Why did they name him Spiderman?

Because they couldn't name him Peter Parkour.

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👤︎ u/redman_xitij8
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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They've announced the plot for the third spiderman movie!

Spiderman is sent to Australia to combat a new deadly villian and is being called "Spiderman Home and Away"

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👤︎ u/John-Waters
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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If Spiderman suddenly runs out of web when he's chasing bad guys, what is he called?

Peter Parkour

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👤︎ u/UserNumber63
📅︎ Oct 16 2018
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People are going crazy about Sony and Disney regarding Spiderman

They probably can't come to agreement on Spiderman because they don't want any strings attached.

People going so crazy it breaks the whole web

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👤︎ u/ReferCS
📅︎ Aug 21 2019
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What if Spiderman was from London instead of NY?

They would have called him Kilometers Morales.

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👤︎ u/sagarkaniche
📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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Where does Spiderman search up things if the Internet is down?

The Webster dictionary.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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What did Spiderman do after seeing Thanos?

He webbed his pants.

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👤︎ u/mi88ir
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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Why is Spiderman so good at climbing walls?

Because he is Peter Parkour

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👤︎ u/hurmando
📅︎ Apr 18 2018
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If you're looking for Spiderman

You can always find him on the web.

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👤︎ u/Sin2Win_Got_Me_In
📅︎ Jun 14 2018
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Where *should* Peter Parker sell his photos of Spiderman?

The web...

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👤︎ u/g4gnr4d
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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Where does Spiderman get the fluid for his shooters?

He gets them off the web.

Thanks loonatic8

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 09 2018
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If Spiderman was a valet attendant how would he introduce himself?

Hi, I'm Peter the Parker.

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👤︎ u/KM2000_THE_CHOSENONE
📅︎ Feb 01 2018
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Would evil alternate-universe Spiderman be a bad parallel parker?
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👤︎ u/Kazhiim
📅︎ Mar 21 2014
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Oh Spiderman....
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👤︎ u/xxdeederxx
📅︎ Aug 18 2014
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What do you call Siberian Spiderman?

Peter Parka

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Sep 23 2017
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Where did Spiderman learn his moves?

Probably from the web.

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👤︎ u/DrawnM
📅︎ May 06 2014
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Why is spiderman so good at comebacks?

Because with great power comes great response ability.

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👤︎ u/bot_10
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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Why does Spiderman always have such good comebacks

Because with great power comes great response abilities

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👤︎ u/yeetusthejesus
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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