A list of puns related to "Misti"
"Me and my recliner go way back."
Call it βKnight Wingβ.
*My actual dad made that joke today.
just got home from the first day of school (i was in debate class at school)--
dad: how was school?
me: it was good, but a few of my friends dropped debate class
dad: dropped debate? what are they, fishermen?
I remember A,B,C,D, and F but I misty
ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds
AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do
BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
MISTY: How golfers create divots
PARADOX: Two physicians
PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
POLARIZE: What penguins see with
PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official
She says: Oh, it's really misty down here.
Dad says: I guess a lot of people must have just mis-ty-train.
She didn't have very many items so I asked if she needed a bag.
She said she didn't need one, that she wanted to save a few plastic trees.
In the daddest way possible, I simply chuckled and nodded as she walked away into a misty fog of humor and bliss.
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