My son walked into the living room only to find me looking around all misty eyed. Reluctantly, he asked, "What's up pop?" I blubbered, "My boy, I really love our furniture..."

"Me and my recliner go way back."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
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Getting all misty eyed
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ravnclaw64
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Misty ice
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/posittron
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Sounds about right
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They should make a spinoff show with Misty from Luke Cage and Colleen from Iron Fist.

Call it โ€œKnight Wingโ€.

*My actual dad made that joke today.

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my dad surprised me with this clever play on words, took me a minute to get at the time

just got home from the first day of school (i was in debate class at school)--

dad: how was school?

me: it was good, but a few of my friends dropped debate class

dad: dropped debate? what are they, fishermen?

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This foggy weather has had an effect on my ability to remember the alphabet

I remember A,B,C,D, and F but I misty

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My dad just e-mailed me a list of definitions:
  1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds

  2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do

  3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage

  4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with

  5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate

  6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

  7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living

  8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist

  9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does

  10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money

  11. MISTY: How golfers create divots

  12. PARADOX: Two physicians

  13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

  14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm

  15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with

  16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

  17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring

  18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife

  19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does

  20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official

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Heading into the subway...

She says: Oh, it's really misty down here.

Dad says: I guess a lot of people must have just mis-ty-train.

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I checked a mom out this morning at work

She didn't have very many items so I asked if she needed a bag.

She said she didn't need one, that she wanted to save a few plastic trees.

In the daddest way possible, I simply chuckled and nodded as she walked away into a misty fog of humor and bliss.

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