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Oh no, I mist. youtu.be/aTfaRC0XfB4
I went to an outdoor mall today and there was guy misting water at people as they walked by. My wife quickly avoided him.
Mister mister missed her.
Accidentally knocked my grandmas ashes into a fog machine....
She will be mist.
What did the boiling water say to the chef?
When I am gone, I will be mist!
When my boys were playing ball, they accused me of spraying the ball with the watering hose. I didn't spray it.
I mist it.
My wife told me it was really foggy this morning
But I must of mist it
I saw a guy walk into a store and buy 5 smoke machines, so I called the cops.
He must be in some extreme mist group.
What did the fog say to his long lost friend the tree?
"I mist you!"
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
I had a friend join at cult that believes when they die they become water vapor
I told him they will be mist
A sketchy looking guy rented six smoke machines from my shop, so I called the cops.
He must be part of some extreme mist group.
I tried to catch fog the other day...I mist.
Man: I’m so sorry I’m late for my ship cleaning job. What are my responsibilities?
Boss: You mist the boat.
A fog rolled in and turned my car into gold!
Must have been an alche-mist.
What do you say when water boils and dies?
You'll be mist
I accidently dropped grandma's ashes into my fog machine.
She will be mist.
Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
I went for a hike to watch the sunrise and saw a group of young deer frolicking in the morning mist.
It was a fawn dew party.
My friend joined a cult who believe that we’ll all turn to water and be evaporated into a bigger life force...
I said... you’ll be mist...
R.I.P. boiled water... you will be mist
R.I.P boiled water you will be mist.
So long boiling water, you will be mist
I once tried to catch a fog, I mist.
