4 Hilarious Missle Puns - Punstoppable 😜

What did the Hawaiian say when the fake missle alert made him poop his pants?

ICBM

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📅︎ Jan 14 2018

I just came up with this. I've never heard it but thinking about it, it is similar to other jokes. Wouldn't it be better to use Hittles instead of Missles?

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👤︎ u/GTBilly

📅︎ Dec 28 2018

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TIL that NASA had to develop a new way to tie the laces on the boots of the space suit

It's called an Astro knot

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👤︎ u/alfrednugent

📅︎ Dec 10 2017

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If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?

Missle toe.

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👤︎ u/N1NJA_CAR1B0U

📅︎ Feb 11 2018

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