Dropped this one on my girlfriend today.

(while christmas shopping at the mall)

Me: "Did you hear the military is developing a new rocket launcher that mounts on soldier's feet?"

Her: "No. Really?"

Me: "Yep, they're calling it the missile toe."

Her: "I hate you."

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