Did you hear about the mischievous green onion that sang hip hop?

He was a real rapscallion.

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👤︎ u/TrefoilHat
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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Have you heard the mischievous new artist MC Green Onion?

Also goes by the name 'Rapscallion'.

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👤︎ u/reyean
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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How do mother cats stop their kittens from being mischievous ?

By using paws.

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📅︎ Aug 05 2018
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There are these apartments in the country club full of mischievous children...

It was called The Rascal Flatts.

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👤︎ u/smokey750
📅︎ Jun 17 2018
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In the bedroom, you can call me a mischievous seafaring Trojan on a quest

Because I like to get Argonaughty

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📅︎ Jul 28 2016
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One of my dad's few true "dad jokes"

My dad doesn't have a traditional "dad joke" sense of humor, but this one was great. My family was driving to church one day and my sister noticed an empty jar under one of the seats. My sister asked why it was there, but she phrased it as, "what's this?" My dad replied, with a mischievous grin, "it's sailboat fuel."

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📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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Castles

My brother and I were told we'd become lords of castles when my father passed. The mischievous old git was true to his word: my brother is now lord of a bouncy castle, and I rule a fairy-tale castle.

He feels let down, but I'm made up!

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📅︎ May 13 2019
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My boyfriend's dad said this while watching football this morning..

Where do you keep your Buccaneers?

Under your Buccanhat!

I thought about it while his wife looked at me and said don't laugh....I ended up laughing while he giggled mischievously saying "that's a damn good dad joke"

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👤︎ u/beccgonz94
📅︎ Oct 23 2016
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