The Norse god of mischief only had private birthday parties.

He kept things pretty low key.

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👤︎ u/vbloke
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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Most of my friends don't know that I'm actually a shape-shifting Norse god of mayhem and mischief.

I keep it Loki.

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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That face when everyone thinks you're a British actor, but you're low-key the god of mischief
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📅︎ Jul 06 2017
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I'm the Norse god of mischief but I don't like to talk about it.

I guess you could say I'm low-key.

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333
📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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Why were Loki's powers centered around creating illusions?

It allows him to be low-key with his mischiefs.

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📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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Bike shop

I was visiting a friend in Copenhagen, Denmark. As we were having a walk, a shop piqued my interest with the name Loke (which I assumed was one way to spell Loki's name, the Norse God of mischief).

Me: What's that shop over there? Friend: That? It's a bike shop. Me: for Bikings?

Groans and threats to be thrown off the nearby bridge were made.

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👤︎ u/asatiir
📅︎ May 15 2017
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Dad nearly gets kids killed using rascist pet names.

My whole family is very, very white.

So my brother and I are at an NHL hockey game. I forget who was playing. My brother and I had gone to get some snacks are where trying to get my dads attention. We called his name, we waved, we screamed, we screeched, and nothing would get his attention. Finally we determined that we get his attention by calling the pet name he used for us when we were getting into mischief.

... 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... COTTONPICKER!!!

At that moment 3 huge black guys turned around. I wondered for a second why they looked like they wanted to murder us. I had never actually parsed the word cottonpicker before; but in the second second I did. Took till the third second until I realized the rascist connotations of that term, and why 3 huge black guys might have some ill will towards us for screaming it so flippantly. I can only imagine how my 13 year old eyes looked as I processed this information. By the forth second I had grabbed my brother and we were running. We didn't stop for 10 minutes. We couldn't go back to our seats for the whole game since these guys were sitting right behind us.

After the game I let my father know how pissed at him I was.

TLDR: Dads don't have rascist pet names for your kids; you may get them killed.

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👤︎ u/Gnolaum
📅︎ Mar 09 2014
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How does the god of mischief perform his deeds?

Low key

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👤︎ u/KNitsua
📅︎ Sep 20 2019
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I'm the Norse god of mischief but I don't like to talk about it...

I guess you could say I'm low-key!

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📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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Have you heard of the Norse god of mischief? He doesn't like to talk about it, I guess you can say he's low key.
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👤︎ u/Goodoboy30
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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I'm the Norse god of mischief but I don't really like to talk about it.

I guess you could say I'm low-key.

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👤︎ u/leejoness
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