Devil puns anyone? Lol also promoting Lucifer huhu can’t wait
Why can't the devil make money off of Youtube?
Because he keeps getting demonetized.
With Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes, the devil can finally steal our soles.
What happens when you give the Devil two eyes and turn him around?
He becomes Livid.
I'll see myself out now.
What is the Devil's favorite spice?
If the devil were to go bald...
I bet there would be hell toupee.
Bought some deviled eggs recently.
What did the dentist say to the devil?
The power of crest compelles you!
came up with that in seminary class
The devil and a criminal work great together
After all, they have great sin-ergy.
I was walking with my son the other day...
He picked up an acorn and asked me what it was. I told him it was a tree. He said really? I said, well in a nutshell yes.
What is the Devil's favourite Chinese Sauce?
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
Do you know why table cloths are the work of the devil?
Because they are made of satin
Ba-dum-tssss
What’s it called when you sell your soul to the Devil to be skinny?
What’s the Tasmanian devils favorite drink?
If the Devil ever lost his hair
My mom bought nasty sparkling water drinks. My brother said it tasted like devil incarnate.
I said it tasted like devil carbonate :D
Why did the devil go down to georgia?
Did you know that the devil is bald?
But don’t mention it to him or there will be hell toupee
I want to get a job as a stunt devil that lights their butt on fire
Just something I ass pyre to
Where does the devil do his dishes?
I’m writing a book about a guy who sells shoe parts to satan. It’s your basic “Sold my sole to the devil” novel.
My son told me he's Vegan and I'm worried about devil stuff!
I am afraid he'll worship Seitan!
While my kids were colouring with markers I fell asleep on the couch. The little buggers thought it would be funny to draw all over my face to make me look like "the devil". I woke up and went to the grocery store to do our weekly shopping & didn't realise what had happened until I got home.
Hear about the jazz player that made a deal with the devil?
The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.
Devilled Egg drawn by me.
My friend and I were talking about another friend who became a preacher when he suddenly showed up seeking advice for his sermon...
I said, "well, speak of the devil!"
What's the occupation that has the most likely hood of putting people in the hospital?
The devil is depicted as male, because he is evil with a d...
Why didn't the priest want to get his car detailed?
The devil's in the detail.
My dad told me he’s not gonna eat my deviled eggs this thanksgiving.
He told me they’re possessed.
What does the devil say when he reads a joke. That was hell-arious
How does the Devil take calls?
How do sponges talk to the devil?
They use a squeegee board.
What happened when the chicken became possessed?
It became a poultrygeist and laid deviled eggs. They had to bring in a priest for an eggsorcism.
What kind of eggs does an evil hen lay?
If the devil went bald
There would be he'll toupee
If the devil ever lost his hair..
Therr would be hell toupee.
I once met a dyslexic devil worshipper.
He sold his soul to Santa.
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