Devil puns anyone? Lol also promoting Lucifer huhu can’t wait
What happens when you give the Devil two eyes and turn him around?
He becomes Livid.
I'll see myself out now.
What is the Devil's favorite spice?
What did the dentist say to the devil?
The power of crest compelles you!
came up with that in seminary class
Bought some deviled eggs recently.
The devil and a criminal work great together
After all, they have great sin-ergy.
What is the Devil's favourite Chinese Sauce?
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
Do you know why table cloths are the work of the devil?
Because they are made of satin
Ba-dum-tssss
What’s the Tasmanian devils favorite drink?
What’s it called when you sell your soul to the Devil to be skinny?
If the Devil ever lost his hair
My mom bought nasty sparkling water drinks. My brother said it tasted like devil incarnate.
I said it tasted like devil carbonate :D
Did you know that the devil is bald?
But don’t mention it to him or there will be hell toupee
I want to get a job as a stunt devil that lights their butt on fire
Just something I ass pyre to
My friend and I were talking about another friend who became a preacher when he suddenly showed up seeking advice for his sermon...
I said, "well, speak of the devil!"
Why didn't the priest want to get his car detailed?
The devil's in the detail.
If the devil went bald
There would be he'll toupee
What's the occupation that has the most likely hood of putting people in the hospital?
Where does the devil do his dishes?
My son told me he's Vegan and I'm worried about devil stuff!
I am afraid he'll worship Seitan!
While my kids were colouring with markers I fell asleep on the couch. The little buggers thought it would be funny to draw all over my face to make me look like "the devil". I woke up and went to the grocery store to do our weekly shopping & didn't realise what had happened until I got home.
I’m writing a book about a guy who sells shoe parts to satan. It’s your basic “Sold my sole to the devil” novel.
Hear about the jazz player that made a deal with the devil?
The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.
Devilled Egg drawn by me.
What kind of eggs does an evil hen lay?
What happened when the chicken became possessed?
It became a poultrygeist and laid deviled eggs. They had to bring in a priest for an eggsorcism.
The devil is depicted as male, because he is evil with a d...
What did daffy duck say to the tazmanian devil after he trashed the party before it had even started?
Never get caught behind Satan in line at the post office.
My dad told me he’s not gonna eat my deviled eggs this thanksgiving.
He told me they’re possessed.
Friend: ...my wife is uncomfortable with them because they’ve joined the church of Satan. Like, he showed me his membership card. They’re paid members, man.
Me: well; someone has to pay the devil’s dues
Friend: damn it.
Have you ever heard of a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the devil tells a priest to exit the child’s body.
What does the devil say when he reads a joke. That was hell-arious
How do sponges talk to the devil?
They use a squeegee board.
How does the Devil take calls?
A lawyer wakes up after surgery
He asks the nurse why the blinds are drawn.
She says, "There's a fire outside and we didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."
In the song “The devil went down to Georgia”, what did the devil give Johnny?
A u-seless fiddle (sorry if you haven’t heard the song, check it out, is lovely).
If the devil ever lost his hair..
Therr would be hell toupee.
I once met a dyslexic devil worshipper.
He sold his soul to Santa.
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