A list of puns related to "Balefulness"
Yeah, It turns out that the animals weren't getting a square meal.
A straw-berry
It might be farmer Geddon.
Christian Bale.
The legislature was worried that that the cows weren't getting a square meal
The livestock canβt get a square meal!
Apparently the cows weren't getting a square meal
The cows arenβt getting 3 square meals a day.
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
Farmers said their cows weren't getting s square meal...
All he was getting was Bale-ful looks.
Anytime you drive by round bales of hay. Turn to your passenger and tell them they gov't is making them illegal.
passenger: Why?
You: Cause a cow cant get a square meal.
"You know they just outlawed those right?"
Why?
"Because the cows weren't getting square meals."
Whenever you go passed a field with a hay bale point to it and say βHay kids!β
When they look and say βwhat?β
Calmly say βHay.β
Serious groans every time...
They can always make bale.
"Hay, let's bale."
He Christian Bale-d.
Christian Bale
Christian Bale
It appears cows aren't getting a square meal.
Cows weren't getting a square meal.
Christian Bale
Christian Bale
Because his cows werenβt getting a square meal.
Christian Bale
The animals weren't getting a square meal.
The cows just can't get a square meal.
The cows aren't getting a good square meal.
Christian Bale
Christian Bale
They say that cows aren't getting a square meal.
Christian Bale
Christian Bale!
Christian Bale
Christian bale
Christian Bale
Christian Bale!
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