Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them?

They’re pair-a-medics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skeewbsontwitch
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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A Spill

I work at a place that makes shakes. Had a bit of a spill one day of a certain green-colored one. My manager looks over and says, "Well, at least the counter's still in mint condition."

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