Midwives Puns

A list of puns related to "Midwives"

Midwives deserve a lot of respect...

They really help people out.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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Why do midwives never stop learning?

They think there's always womb for improvement.

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👤︎ u/Musicferret
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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Midwives are really great

They're always helping people out.

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👤︎ u/icebucketwood
📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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Why do midwives make good comedians?

They're great at delivery

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👤︎ u/peachkeedi
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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When the midwives all went on strike...

Couples had labor pains.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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Midwives are the greatest...

They really help people out, ya know?

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👤︎ u/work_account0
📅︎ Jul 07 2017
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How do midwives get paid?

Cash on delivery.

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👤︎ u/TheJarcker
📅︎ May 16 2017
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What are female delivery boys called?

Midwives.

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👤︎ u/bleaknova
📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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Midwives...

help people out.

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👤︎ u/bluejeanspiano
📅︎ May 08 2019
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