I said that we'd prefer that the baby kept its liver intact, thanks.
People helping people get people out of people.
That’s how excited I was to see my little brother.
I think it's time to cut the cord.
Me: That’s a great head you have there, Well done!
"I wonder if they deliver."
She put in an extra stitch.
She was having a midwife crisis.
It’s a midwife crisis.
We're having a midwife crisis.
It was our first midwife crisis.
He was having a midwife crisis
It was a real midwife crisis
Midwife crisis
Think she was going through a midwife crisis
The baby cries, and overcome by his emotions on entering fatherhood, the man cries as well. The midwife asks "Are you ok?". He slowly turns around, a tear in his eye and says "No, I'm Dad."
(also posted in r/jokes)
I now have so much respect for all the jokes in here,
So i just became a dad on Friday to a beautiful baby girl and my story goes like this.
Today a Midwife came into the room where my wife and I were and started with a speech " Hi my name is !editingoutinfo! I was wondering if i can take a blood sample from the baby, It's voluntary, it's for statistics and it gets sent out to a lab and they test for all rare conditions, they are going to test her genes and..."
At which point i stopped her and said "we haven't got any jeans for her, everyone has been buying her pink dresses"
she gave me a pity laugh and said "ohh the dad jokes are starting already"
What is happening to me?
I'm having a midwife crisis.
I was having amid-wife crisis. Nine months later, she suddenly went into labor. I frantically tried to find someone to come to our home and deliver the baby. It was midwife crisis.
Dad: Sure. What a great head you got there. Well done!
