A list of puns related to "Maternity Ward"
Father
So I went inside, put him down, took one of the clean babies, and left.
So they make sure it’s set at womb temperature.
It’s a midwife crisis.
Midwife crisis
She says, "yeah, I could stand to pee."
I said, "No, you should probably still sit so it doesn't get everywhere."
My first, "official dad" dad joke. How'd I do?
On top of it, I’m banned permanently from the maternity ward.
It’s a mid-wife crisis.
On top of it, I’m also banned from the maternity ward.
On top of it, I’m permanently banned from the maternity ward.
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