Mesas Puns

A list of puns related to "Mesas"

I had breakfast at The Mesa Grill and got food poisoning. My lawyer said that I had a good case, but I'm a man.

I just didn't wanna sue Flay.

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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Did you know that plateaus...

Are the highest form of flattery?

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👤︎ u/Sgt_Skirata
📅︎ Nov 06 2021
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For my diorama, I tried to make a few desert elevations...

I really made a mesa things though.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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Dad joked my dad.

We went to look at Christmas lights at the Mormon temple, Dad was pulling out of the parking lot.

"Hey theintention, is the coast clear?"

"I don't know dad, we live in Arizona. I can't see the coast from here."

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👤︎ u/theintention
📅︎ Dec 19 2013
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