What did the Jamaican spice merchant say to his priest?

I'm a cinnamon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/il-tx17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2023
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Why was the LGBTQ merchant fired from his job?

For making illegal trans actions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonoHannabira
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2022
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A woman phoned a coal merchant for a delivery and added "S'il vous plait."

When he questioned her, she said she was practising French.

"In that case, how would you like your coal - cul de sac or a la carte?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chel_G
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2022
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In the Middle Ages, most blacksmiths would not only forge weapons, but also sell them directly from their own β€œsmithy” shops instead of using a third-party merchant.

Classic example of he who smelt it dealt it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfmangpuck
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2022
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Have you heard of the all-female pirate crew who specialized in robbing spice merchants?

The girls sailed in a vessel built in Toulon, since they "make it last forever: a French ship never rends"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zovits
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2022
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What drives a merchant ship?

Sales

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beanimus0829
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2022
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Why can't your PC handle naval merchant vessels?

It doesn't have a USB-seaport!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cowhat_Librarian
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2022
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What did the absentminded spice merchant say when he was late for his date?

I'm sorry, but I lost track of thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHibernian
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2022
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Local cinnamon merchant threatened me the other day.

I'm not concerned, he's all bark.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2021
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Merchant of Dubai
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mehlammm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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William Shakespeare was asked to pen an advert for the camping shoppe he worked at briefly.

It read 'Now is the hour of our discount tents'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_AttilaTheNun_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2022
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My new spice merchant can be a little sassy. I asked her for some fresh, high-quality thyme.

She told me, "If you got the money, honey, I got the thyme."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearfeedmitch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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What did the spice merchant say to his tantrum throwing son?

β€œI’ve got all the thyme in the world.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malker84
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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How do merchants fight?

They trade blows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Explodinchips
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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If Humpty Dumpty went into acting

What Shakespeare character would he be?

Omlet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ludwidge
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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A merchant approached the captain of a SWAT team about upgrading their riot shields...

The captain replied, "Finally! A purchase I can get behind!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradEmery
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Why did the merchant buy a ship?

Because it was on sail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BartholomewDan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Merchants are starting to sell less and less ivory..

I guess its starting to become irelephant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alloftheuptokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2017
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Why dont you ever hire merchants?

Cause they're always traders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Covert778
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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What do you call a ship that consists only of stores?

A saleboat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tuckboi69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2021
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How do merchants fight one another?

They trade blows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinhmatt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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What did the dying spice merchant say to his final customer?

I'm all out of thyme!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DankyyKangg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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