A list of puns related to "Men's"
A barberqueue
You keeled my father. Prepare two die.
*I sent this to my brother and he replies: Was his name Inyougo?
^(What a freaking professional)
It's not much but it's getting me bi
So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.
Mount Rushmore.
I just donβt see it.
Snowballs
Period.
Hard Rock!
It's the Pastryarchy.
Me: Oh.. so you're Bi-den?
Cookie sheets!
Viagra falls.
Theyβre the chip monks.
The third one ducked!
Because women are boyn't
Bam. They both fall unconscious.
This joke actually has two answers: A Hairline or A Barbecue (barber-que)
Good Tie-dings to all men!
Every month it's exactly the same woman.
One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.
They're now facing a glass action lawsuit.
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, βCongratulations! Youβre the father of twins.β
βThatβs odd,β answers the man. βI work for the Minnesota Twins!β
A nurse says to the second guy, βCongratulations! Youβre the father of triplets!β
βThatβs weird,β answers the second man. βI work for the 3M company!β
A nurse tells the third man, βCongratulations! Youβre the father of quadruplets!β
βThatβs strange,β he answers. βI work for the Four Seasons hotel!β
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. βWhatβs wrong?β the others ask.
βI work for 7 Up!β
3 days later, and still waiting on male ballots.
Hugh probably know him by Jackman
Because she's a man, duh.
Officials say we are dealing with an armed robbery
I don't know, but apparently they lost their heads.
Especially long guy land.
Huge jack men
It was a manslaughter
They learn fromage
Because βladiesβ is missing a D.
Iβll show myself out now.
Mount Rushmore.
A barberqueue.
βOuchβ
the third one ducked.
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